qwksilver Posted November 22, 2020 Posted November 22, 2020 Oldie but a goodie. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog. 1 4 Quote
Niagara Bill Posted November 24, 2020 Posted November 24, 2020 I had a rose named after me and I was flattered until I read the description. No good in bed but fine against the wall. Eleanor Roosevelt The secret of a good sermon is a good beginning and good ending and have the two be as close as possible. George Burns Quote
Hapless Bills Fan Posted November 24, 2020 Posted November 24, 2020 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! 2 3 1 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted November 25, 2020 Posted November 25, 2020 11 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! ‘Tis the season? Quote
Saxum Posted November 27, 2020 Posted November 27, 2020 7 hours ago, Augie said: Would be funnier if turkeys had teeth. 1 Quote
Simon Posted November 27, 2020 Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Limeaid said: Would be funnier if turkeys had teeth. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys had teef! 1 1 Quote
Saxum Posted November 27, 2020 Posted November 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, Simon said: As God is my witness, I thought turkeys had teef! I had no idea your real name was Richard Sanders! (Colonel Sanders I may have guessed) 2 1 1 Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted November 28, 2020 Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) Edited November 28, 2020 by ChevyVanMiller 2 6 Quote
Warcodered Posted December 1, 2020 Posted December 1, 2020 So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. Quote
Guffalo Posted December 1, 2020 Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Warcodered said: So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. With that kind of "perusing" I might suggest you clear your browser history and for good measure, spray bleach on your hard drive. 1 1 Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 1, 2020 Posted December 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Warcodered said: So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. Reported. Account suspended. Lazer equipped drone dispatched to your general location. These 🔽 dispatched to your door. Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 1, 2020 Posted December 1, 2020 11 hours ago, Warcodered said: So perusing YouTube I've randomly discovered the source. He’s absolutely crushing puss. Who knew? Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 1, 2020 Posted December 1, 2020 So a man is on his way home from work and he stops to buy a bouquet of roses for his lovely wife. He walks in the door and hands the flowers over to his bride with a big smile on his face. Snidely, his wife says “Great, now I guess I have to spread my legs.” The man replies “Don’t you have a vase or something?” 8 1 Quote
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