A Quick Laugh to Get By

[WhoTom]

47 minutes ago, Greg S said:

 

It even has the same meter as the chant:

J-E-T-S-Jets-Jets-Jets

G-A-R-B-A-G-E

 

[Niagara Bill]

"Bi sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"....Rodney Danderfield

[WhoTom]

Most people find this moderately humorous, while a few laugh hysterically and a few don't like it at all.

 

[bdutton]

Not quick but definitely a laugh.

 

 

[WhoTom]

Seems timely (excuse the pun):

 

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[ChevyVanMiller]

On 10/29/2020 at 1:59 PM, Niagara Bill said:

"Bi sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"....Rodney Danderfield

That's a Woody Allen line, not Rodney.

[Augie]

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A timely contribution. 

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[Niagara Bill]

7 hours ago, ChevyVanMiller said:

That's a Woody Allen line, not Rodney.

Not according to my info...but let them argue copyright.

 

Woody said

"Sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"

[ChevyVanMiller]

3 hours ago, Niagara Bill said:

Not according to my info...but let them argue copyright.

 

Woody said

"Sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"

Here’s one source crediting Woody: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7343-bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday

[Lurker]

11 hours ago, Niagara Bill said:

Not according to my info...but let them argue copyright.

 

The definitive answer on its author:    https://jeopardyquestions.com/index.php/he-said-that-bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday-night

 

I like this one by Marilyn Monroe, concerning her nude calendar photos:    "It's not true I had nothing on.   I had the radio on."

 

 

Edited November 1, 2020 by Lurker

[Niagara Bill]

3 hours ago, Lurker said:

 

The definitive answer on its author:    https://jeopardyquestions.com/index.php/he-said-that-bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday-night

 

I like this one by Marilyn Monroe, concerning her nude calendar photos:    "It's not true I had nothing on.   I had the radio on."

 

 

Or..."when I am good I am very very good, but when I am bad I am better"

Mae West

[ChevyVanMiller]

1 hour ago, Niagara Bill said:

Or..."when I am good I am very very good, but when I am bad I am better"

Mae West

Mae had so many great lines, here’s one for the upcoming yuletide season: 
"My left leg is Christmas and my right leg is New Year's. Why don't you visit me between the holidays?"

Edited November 1, 2020 by ChevyVanMiller

[Lurker]

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It's somewhat loud

 

[Hapless Bills Fan]

[WhoTom]

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