SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 A Florida man was arrested on Saturday for shoplifting $300 worth of household goods at a Kmart, just days after he purchased a multi-million-dollar private island off Key West. Quote
Pete Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 If Bruce Willis ODed on Viagra, the headline could read "Bruce Willis died harder" 2 Quote
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 Officers respond to a burglary call with their guns drawn only to find a trapped Roomba 2 Quote
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 On 4/10/2019 at 4:46 PM, ShadyBillsFan said: Officers respond to a burglary call with their guns drawn only to find a trapped Roomba Expand In all fairness, the Roomba was going rogue and trying to join the Decepticons, so crisis averted! 1 Quote
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) On 4/10/2019 at 5:32 PM, NoHuddleKelly12 said: In all fairness, the Roomba was going rogue and trying to join the Decepticons, so crisis averted! Expand Edited April 10, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan 2 Quote
Golden Goat Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 Q) What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw?A) Outlaws are wanted. 3 1 Quote
WhoTom Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 A Buddhist goes into a pizza place and says, "Make me one with everything." 3 2 Quote
Foxx Posted April 10, 2019 Author Posted April 10, 2019 On 4/10/2019 at 4:46 PM, ShadyBillsFan said: Officers respond to a burglary call with their guns drawn only to find a trapped Roomba Expand we all know @DC Tom owns quite a bit of stock in Roomba. the question becomes, is he culpable? 1 Quote
Foxx Posted April 10, 2019 Author Posted April 10, 2019 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dt-DUoxXcAAxvb4.jpg 1 4 Quote
/dev/null Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 On 4/10/2019 at 11:44 AM, ShadyBillsFan said: A Florida man Expand three words that never end well 1 1 Quote
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/10/2019 at 10:01 PM, /dev/null said: On 4/10/2019 at 11:44 AM, ShadyBillsFan said: A Florida man Expand three words that never end well Expand https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-man-threatens-to-release-army-of-turtles-upon-arrest-report/ar-BBVNMtR?OCID=ansmsnnews11 A Florida man threatens to release army of turtles upon arrest @fl az fan anyone you know? 1 Quote
flaz Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 3:17 PM, ShadyBillsFan said: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-man-threatens-to-release-army-of-turtles-upon-arrest-report/ar-BBVNMtR?OCID=ansmsnnews11 A Florida man threatens to release army of turtles upon arrest @fl az fan anyone you know? Expand No but it is a novel idea. Falcon heavy is on schedule. I have a clear blue sky 2 Quote
coloradobillsfan Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/11/2019 at 10:08 PM, fl az fan said: No but it is a novel idea. Falcon heavy is on schedule. I have a clear blue sky Expand 3 for 3 on booster recovery - awesome accomplishment 1 Quote
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 12, 2019 Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) Gruden's draft advice to Mayock: Don't mess it up Edited April 12, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan Quote
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