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34 minutes ago, Steve O said:

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Gugny's feet.

Stephen prospered in his time
Well, he may and he may decline
Did it matter, does it now?
Stephen would answer if he only knew how

Posted (edited)
46 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

clowns to the left of me

jokers to the right

and here i am, stuck in the middle

"I sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When master bations lost its fun
You're f-ing lonely..."

 

 

Edited by ExiledInIllinois
Posted (edited)

Strike up the band

The gang is all here

It's the Chicago Polka

Her hair is all blonde

And oh can she dance

We've been to the West

and played in the East

Jimmy Sturr

has nothing on us

it's the Chicago Polka

 

Edited by Misterbluesky
Posted

Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' everybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day, hey hey

 

Mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

37 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said:

 

 

 

Posted
25 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

 

 

 

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party!
Posted

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim ShadyBillsFan please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim ShadyBillsFan please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

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Posted

… Candy came from out on the island,
In the backroom she was everybody's darling,
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side

Posted

Joe woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold his head that didn't hurt. And the beer he had for breakfast wasn't bad so he had one more for dessert.

Posted
1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

O o o it’s magic 

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady 
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up 
Please stand up, please stand up?

Posted

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor 
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca 
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me 
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie 
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son 
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one 
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'

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