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46 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

clowns to the left of me

jokers to the right

and here i am, stuck in the middle

"I sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When master bations lost its fun
You're f-ing lonely..."

 

 

Edited by ExiledInIllinois
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Strike up the band

The gang is all here

It's the Chicago Polka

Her hair is all blonde

And oh can she dance

We've been to the West

and played in the East

Jimmy Sturr

has nothing on us

it's the Chicago Polka

 

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Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' everybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day, hey hey

 

Mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

37 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said:

 

 

 

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The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor 
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca 
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me 
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie 
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son 
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one 
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'

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