HOUSE Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) 12 comments An injury to his right hand could sideline head coach Sean McDermott for the 2019 season By Skarekrow Apr 1, 2019, 11:30am EDT Share ORCHARD PARK - News broke early Monday morning that Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott suffered an injury that could keep him sidelined for the entire 2019 season. Details of the circumstances surrounding the injury are still hazy. However, it’s rumored that McDermott attended a school play on Saturday night and that McDermott indicated, “Those kids put on a heck of a show.” Dozens of very real and credible reports are indicating the Bills’ head coach will have to undergo multiple surgeries to correct several “percussion-induced fractures” to his dominant clapping hand. Buffalo Rumblings reached out to Sean McDermott for comment because that’s totally what we’ve always done and who are you to question that? McDermott was forlorn at the prospect of being sidelined. “I mean, I’m already on the sideline as it is. But if there’s setback with the rehab, I might have to be even more sidelined. Probably behind the benches.” When pressed for further comment, McDermott indicated, “We expect the maximum effort from everyone on our football team and that includes the head coach. If I can’t be out there clapping and high-fiving everyone, then I shouldn’t be out there at all.” McDermott didn’t directly address the rehabilitation timeline, but he hinted at a lengthy recovery process. https://www.buffalorumblings.com/2019/4/1/18290370/sean-mcdermott-injures-clapping-hand-likely-to-miss-2019-season-april-fools-day Edited April 1, 2019 by HOUSE 2 10 2
TigerJ Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 At least we haven't seen the old "Bills sign Askew" line - yet.
White Linen Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 Reports are that because of his hand injury he couldn't sign the 15 year extension they offered him.
ColoradoBills Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) Looks serious. Edited April 1, 2019 by ColoradoBills 2
WhoTom Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 Is he a left-handed clapper or a right-handed clapper?
RevWarRifleman Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 Trade him now while we can still get a draft pick for him!!! 3 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Is he a left-handed clapper or a right-handed clapper? I heard he's great in the "bull" pen.
Chandler#81 Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, CowgirlsFan said: Sorry... not buying this one ? ? gotta get up pretty early to get one past you, CGF! ? 2 1
HOUSE Posted April 1, 2019 Author Posted April 1, 2019 If the Bills lose with no clapping don't blame me
Heitz Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 SO Billsy! I knew he wasn't going to work out for this team...
Uncle Joe Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: Is he a left-handed clapper or a right-handed clapper? I'd have to watch the tape to give you the over/under. 1
RobbRiddick Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) Weird, that's EXACTLY the same injury Robert Kraft's masseuse suffered. Ironically she is also known for the clap Edited April 1, 2019 by RobbRiddick 6
Buffalo_Stampede Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) Important question here, in a clap off who wins? Dick Juaron or Sean McDermott? Tough one. Juaron is so consistent, you can never tell the difference between an angry clap and a happy clap. McDermott has more energy behind his claps. This would be a showdown for the ages. Edited April 1, 2019 by TheTruthHurts
Bray Wyatt Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 I dont know why but I loved this line: McDermott was forlorn at the prospect of being sidelined. “I mean, I’m already on the sideline as it is. But if there’s setback with the rehab, I might have to be even more sidelined. Probably behind the benches.” 1 1
Just Joshin' Posted April 1, 2019 Posted April 1, 2019 21 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said: Weird, that's EXACTLY the same injury Robert Kraft's masseuse suffered. Ironically she is also known for the clap Thought she had lockjaw.
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