Nextmanup Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, Uncle Joe said: Patiently waiting for the 50 year reunion tour of Seaver and Koosman. Has built up quite a successful and lucrative painting career, known mostly for his American Old West themes featuring sweeping landscapes and wildlife, in particular showcasing the North American bison. 1
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 Owns an impressive collection of scabs which look like deceased US presidents. His most valuable, a brownish knee scab which resembles Grover Cleveland. 1
Gugny Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 ^^ Can take a punch and STILL catch a pair of wet dentures. 1
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 Can tell the temperature at which you set your thermostat simply by sniffing your arm pit. 2
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 Just now, Johnny Hammersticks said: Can tell the temperature at which you set your thermostat simply by sniffing your arm pit. ^^^Shares a birthday with the most awesomeness guy in the world. That fact alone takes him to "super cool" level in everything he does!!!
Nextmanup Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 27 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said: Knows how to Polka A proud resident of Cheektowaga, Misterbluesky taught himself the Seneca language to the point of fluency by age 16.
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: A proud resident of Cheektowaga, Misterbluesky taught himself the Seneca language to the point of fluency by age 16. Won Cheektowaga Idol by singing an uplifting version of “I did it my way” while simultaneosly grabbing his crotch like Michael Jackson.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 Owns the world record at 72’ 7” for distance firing a ping pong ball out of his rectum.
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Owns the world record at 72’ 7” for distance firing a ping pong ball out of his rectum. You’re 10’ Short..... but back to the point of the thread .... unable to shoot any balls out of his rectum so he instead took up the hobby of swallowing swords. The little plastic ones you get in mixed drinks.... 1
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 23, 2019 Posted March 23, 2019 Has his own YouTube channel exclusively featuring home videos of small children falling off bicycles.
BringBackFergy Posted March 24, 2019 Author Posted March 24, 2019 Can fold fabric softener sheets into the shape of his favorite Nickelodeon tv stars.
/dev/null Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 Recognized by the Guinness Book of World Record for most electric fences whizzed on
Misterbluesky Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 Knows the difference between a heavy snowfall and a LES.
Nextmanup Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Misterbluesky said: Knows the difference between a heavy snowfall and a LES. An unfortunate childhood accident involving battery acid, a Speedo, and a hot summer day left Miterbluesky with an interesting anatomical feature which allows him to play "God Bless America" on a certain body part like a flute.
BuffaloBill Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 11 hours ago, Nextmanup said: An unfortunate childhood accident involving battery acid, a Speedo, and a hot summer day left Miterbluesky with an interesting anatomical feature which allows him to play "God Bless America" on a certain body part like a flute. Nextmanup is a world renowned expert in the field of sewage treatment. Just last week he published a study titled “What to do when your ***** stinks”
PastaJoe Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 Can name all the tv shows Dabney Coleman appeared in.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 Has a part time job as a clown for children’s parties. His specialty is making anatomically correct balloon animals.
Misterbluesky Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 Could probably take a few quick left paws to the right side of his face from a 55 yr old former military man and still be standing. Maybe
The Senator Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Misterbluesky said: Could probably take a few quick left paws to the right side of his face from a 55 yr old former military man and still be standing. Maybe Is a huge fan of Irving Berlin .
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