The Senator Posted March 8, 2019 Posted March 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Another Fan said: Can kick your ass in a fist fight Can fist your ass in a kick fight . 5 1
DC Tom Posted March 11, 2019 Posted March 11, 2019 Can make himself, without pickle juice, in less than an hour.
Nextmanup Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 As his last post demonstrates, The Senator is fluent in Klingon.
Nextmanup Posted March 12, 2019 Posted March 12, 2019 Can do a handstand while drinking a fresh Zima.
BringBackFergy Posted March 12, 2019 Author Posted March 12, 2019 ^^^ Can remember the names of his five ex-wives and their children when he sees them each summer at the family reunion.
/dev/null Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: ^^^ Can remember the names of his five ex-wives and their children when he sees them each summer at the family reunion. can remember the names of his five ex-wives, their children, and all their baby daddies
BuffaloBill Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 40 minutes ago, /dev/null said: can remember the names of his five ex-wives, their children, and all their baby daddies Has forgotten all five of his ex-wives and the children he has spawned setting up a life of complete freedom.
Foxx Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 has dated 4 of those 5 ex-wives at one time or another.
PastaJoe Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 Can actually be trusted to guard the henhouse. 1
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