Nextmanup Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Took the blue ribbon in the hog calling competition at the New York State Fair in nine consecutive years (1984-1993).
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Is the fastest “French fry technician” at McD’s this side of the Mississip’
Gugny Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Is the life of the party at tailgates ... until he takes a nap in his truck.
Bing Bong Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: ^^^ Is the life of the party at tailgates ... until he takes a nap in his truck. Drinks wine cooler
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 1 minute ago, BarkleyForGOATBackupPT5P said: Drinks wine cooler (SIDE NOTE: That is a real slap in the face...similar to saying he throws like a girl)
Bing Bong Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: (SIDE NOTE: That is a real slap in the face...similar to saying he throws like a girl) Drinks.. an impressive amount of wine cooler and isn't fazed. Really holds his liquor, er, wine cooler.. and more than makes up for the stigma by drinking so darn much of it.. And ONLY Mad Dog 2020 Habanero Lime-a-Ritas. Edited March 5, 2019 by BarkleyForGOATBackupPT5P
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose.
BringBackFergy Posted March 5, 2019 Author Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^ Founder and CEO of “GardenHoseSucking.com” 1
GoBills808 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 ^^^sighs audibly over kale salad at dinner parties after his puns fail to elicit laughter
GoBills808 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 ^^is reliably unintelligible by perpetually mismanaging posts relating to previous comment by neglecting the quote option
Jay_Fixit Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) Dyes his pubes pink and refers to that area as pinky, and the brain. Edited March 5, 2019 by Jay_Fixit
GoBills808 Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 ^has the unabashed ability to relate almost any topic of discussion to male genitalia 1
Bing Bong Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 ^was uncomfortable hitting the showers full of genitalia in highschool football. Stank like all get out all 4 years.
Misterbluesky Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Judging you by your avatar..you know a quality guard when you see one..you're scout material.. 1
Jauronimo Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Gugny said: ^^ Picks really original avatars. ^^Can tell the difference between yogurt, mayonnaise, and cool whip in a blind "taste" test using only his bare feet.
/dev/null Posted March 5, 2019 Posted March 5, 2019 Has mapped out every glory hole in the tri-state area 1
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