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1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

 

Has a business plan to open up several massage parlors in his area, staffed with retirees. 

I’m in 

18 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

Is one of the medical professions most sought after enema technicians

School detective super star ️ 

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^^^ Sang the Star Spangled Banner at the 1997 UCF (United #### Fighting) Championship...hasn’t been asked back because he sang it to the melody of “Love Will Keep us Together”.  

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Won the 2015 award for Most Imaginative Billing at Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, but came in second in 4 the last 5 years. (Kinda like the Bills, if we had just won ONE!) 

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as a kid, used to run around all the live long day singing, 'oh, i wish i were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, 'cause everyone would be in love with meeeeee' at the top of his lungs.

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Has the uncanny ability to count out the exact number of pennies from his change purse while paying for his groceries.  Those waiting behind him are in awe.

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