/dev/null Posted March 3, 2019 Posted March 3, 2019 Is one of the medical professions most sought after enema technicians 1
mead107 Posted March 3, 2019 Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: Has a business plan to open up several massage parlors in his area, staffed with retirees. I’m in 18 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Is one of the medical professions most sought after enema technicians School detective super star ⭐️
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Posted March 3, 2019 ^^^ Has the fourth largest collection of potato chips that resemble all five members of Menudo.
GoodHands15 Posted March 3, 2019 Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) ^Is actually a figment of his own imagination Edited March 3, 2019 by GoodHands15
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Posted March 3, 2019 ^^^ Received his screen name from his old High School days when he would “warm up” the football players before games.
Chandler#81 Posted March 3, 2019 Posted March 3, 2019 Threw full beer cans at War Memorial Stadium -at the BILLS!
BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2019 Author Posted March 3, 2019 ^^^ Sells pencils to blind people. #sad 1
Teddy KGB Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 ^^ was rejected from the bachelor because he couldn’t take his blankie
/dev/null Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Ranked #1 in a recent Gallup survey of why women become lesbians 1
BringBackFergy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Posted March 4, 2019 ^^^ Sang the Star Spangled Banner at the 1997 UCF (United #### Fighting) Championship...hasn’t been asked back because he sang it to the melody of “Love Will Keep us Together”.
Augie Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Won the 2015 award for Most Imaginative Billing at Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, but came in second in 4 the last 5 years. (Kinda like the Bills, if we had just won ONE!)
Foxx Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 as a kid, used to run around all the live long day singing, 'oh, i wish i were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, 'cause everyone would be in love with meeeeee' at the top of his lungs.
Cripple Creek Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Can get turned down anytime, anywhere by any woman.
BringBackFergy Posted March 4, 2019 Author Posted March 4, 2019 Has the uncanny ability to count out the exact number of pennies from his change purse while paying for his groceries. Those waiting behind him are in awe.
GoBills808 Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 still exchanges Christmas cards with former client responsible for 75% of the 'no loitering' signs found on Chuck E. Cheeses' in greater North America
Jay_Fixit Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Can tell exactly how big your junk is just by listening to you pee in a urinal. 1
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