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Well...I don't profess to be an expert on drugs, but it would seem that labeling someone who stuffs rocks of crystal meth in their anus a recreational drug user is a bit of an understatement. 

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FTA

Burrous allegedly answered the door fully nude, and had set up the room with “DJ style” lighting, S&M toys, lubrication jelly and a massage bench.

 

Did he keeps those things in the trunk of his car?

Posted
8 hours ago, apuszczalowski said:

You obviously didnt read the article......

 

It's an inside medical joke.  So to speak.

Posted
17 hours ago, billsfanmiami(oh) said:

I mean I’m all for good ole fashioned internet fun but did those details really need to be let out? 

 

I was thinking the same thing.  Did they really need to describe the “setup” of the sex room? ?

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8 hours ago, KD in CA said:

It was a million to one shot, doc!

 

The joke is that the most frequent excuse used by someone who comes into the emergency room with something shoved up their ass (*****, light bulb, gerbil [just kidding]) is "it was on the couch and I sat on it by accident."

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On 2/27/2019 at 4:41 PM, Gary M said:

FTA

Burrous allegedly answered the door fully nude, and had set up the room with “DJ style” lighting, S&M toys, lubrication jelly and a massage bench.

 

Did he keeps those things in the trunk of his car?

WTF are you asking me? Those were rumors man. Damn.

Posted
2 hours ago, snafu said:

 

I gotta say, this made me laugh a lot. Good thing nobody was around.

Because you're one those people with a really loud, obnoxious, annoying laugh?

 

I hate you people.

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10 minutes ago, LeGOATski said:

Because you're one those people with a really loud, obnoxious, annoying laugh?

 

I hate you people.

 

No, I fart when I laugh, okay.  It’s debilitating.

 

 

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26 minutes ago, snafu said:

 

No, I fart when I laugh, okay.  It’s debilitating.

 

 

Obnoxious - check.

Annoying - check.

Loud - probably depends on how you're sitting.

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