Wanna be the next Billy Buffalo?

[JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS]

7 hours ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

Only if i get to wear this.

 

 

 

 

that belt buckle doubles as a melee weapon

[Marv's Neighbor]

2 hours ago, RiotAct said:

ha!  

 

What I want to know is, could I still pound Jagerbombs and craft beers in the Hammer Lot until noon and meet the demands of this job?

Don't know about that but you probably wouldn't want to lose your Jagerbombs inside that Buffalo head.

[Wnybricky]

Birthday parties and bar mitzvahs.. that’s where the real money is made  

[Daisy days]

I tried to talk the wife into a career change but she said no.... my wife the dream killer 

[Buffalo Barbarian]

8 hours ago, machine gun kelly said:

 

 

That is so you BB!  I’d be afraid you’d maul Brady with that weapon.  At least mame him.

 

Always glad to hear from you.

 

well at least we would be rid of Brady

 

 

 

8 hours ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Whats your S&M fetish have to do with Billy? ???

 

billy needs punishment for being a fat bear lol

 

 

[Buffalo Barbarian]

6 hours ago, JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS said:

that belt buckle doubles as a melee weapon

 

One horn is for the head of Brady and the other for Kraft

 

 

[JMF2006]

13 hours ago, Marv's Neighbor said:

Would I have to give up my bar stool at my BILLS bar?

 

No....But I am sure someone would offer to push it in for you

[JMF2006]

BTW until the Bills made the playoffs 2 years ago I blamed Billy Buffalo for the drought.

 

His debut was in 2000 the year the drought started.

 

For a few years I was tempted to shoot him from a grassy knoll  

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

16 hours ago, JÂy RÛßeÒ said:

https://www.buffalobills.com/news/bills-seeking-energetic-passionate-fans-to-audition-to-be-the-next-billy-buffalo

 

Maybe before they cut his balls off...

After seeing the ‘extreme makeover’ the costume had last season, I think they already did perform the operation.

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Anytime I see the word ‘passionate’ in a sentence, my generation thinks of Humphrey Bogart taking a damsel into his arms, giving her a kiss, then heading out the door to confront the bad guys.  Nowadays, ‘passionate’ refers to a job requisite for a kid pouring coffee.  ?

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I guess I’m just too ‘passionate’ over how the language has been coopted.

Edited February 26, 2019 by Ridgewaycynic2013
Get off my lawn!

[Blokestradamus]

10 hours ago, without a drought said:

BILLY BUFFALO MASCOT PERFORMER

Responsibilities

Serve as the Buffalo Bills’ official mascot Billy Buffalo during select community, sponsor, and team-affiliated events

Interact with fans at a variety of events with a focus on entertainment while creating positive experiences and memories

Create event and in-game entertainment including skits and dance routines to energize crowds

Serve as a brand ambassador at all times by performing at events on behalf of the Buffalo Bills

Qualifications and Requirements

 

Basic understanding of football and the Buffalo Bills

 

Well, that instantly rules out 80% of this place

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

12 hours ago, machine gun kelly said:

 

 

That is so you BB!  I’d be afraid you’d maul Brady with that weapon.  At least mame him.

 

Always glad to hear from you.

@Buffalo Barbarian would  have to replace the  spikedballs with "***** balls"

 

Besides ......  

 

 

 

[T master]

I think they would get more applications if they brought back the old BB the new one looks like barney I get that they want him to be kid friendly but dang he sure isn't intimidating at all !! 

 

 

[CLTbills]

21 hours ago, Gugny said:

https://careertrend.com/info-12211938-salary-nfl-mascot.html

 

Average Salary

NFL mascots’ annual pay ranges from $23,000 to $65,000, according to a December 2013 article on TheRichest website, while the "Chicago Tribune" site states that NFL mascots average about $25,000 per year. However, mascots can make significantly more when you factor in yearly bonuses, whose size often depends on how far the mascot’s team makes it in the post-season, and can be quite significant if the team makes it all the way to the Super Bowl, according to TheRichest.

A buddy of mine is pretty high up with the Charlotte Hornets.. and the guy who is the mascot lives in the house across the street from his... Not a mansion by any means, but probably a $400k house. He's not living poorly, that's for sure. And he drives a big van covered in Hornets mascot/logos.

[Buffalo Barbarian]

5 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

@Buffalo Barbarian would  have to replace the  spikedballs with "***** balls"

 

Besides ......  

 

 

 

 

lol that would be hilarious.

 

i couldn't wear that costume, its cute and fat.

 

 

4 hours ago, T master said:

I think they would get more applications if they brought back the old BB the new one looks like barney I get that they want him to be kid friendly but dang he sure isn't intimidating at all !! 

 

 

 

Thats why i offered my uniform.

 

 

[Just Joshin']

How does one get experience working a T shirt gun?

[RocCityRoller]

On 2/25/2019 at 2:53 PM, C.Biscuit97 said:

I would just like to borrow the costume for one night. ?

 

I see what you did there ?

[Moulds_80]

i do!  i already wear a furry costume when my special visitor comes over so im already used to it!

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

17 hours ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

lol that would be hilarious.

 

i couldn't wear that costume, its cute and fat.

Dill and Do got **** and the editing may have lost some zing on the post but the message was still there..  

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

What the ad doesn’t stipulate is thanks to the anonymity of the costume, ‘Billy’ is the one now tasked with picking up anything thrown onto the field.  That includes any of Tommy B.’s marital aids...?

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

3 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

What the ad doesn’t stipulate is thanks to the anonymity of the costume, ‘Billy’ is the one now tasked with picking up anything thrown onto the field.  That includes any of Tommy B.’s marital aids...?

and tackling the streakers