DC Tom Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Fire canon? Ancient version of the flamethrower. ??? (Naptha fueled) Hobnail boots. Footwear up to that point was sandals or moccasin-style shoes. Soft-soled. The Assyrians introduced hard-soled boots, reinforced with iron, so could march farther, faster. Basically, the Assyrians conquered the known world because they invented arch support. 1
/dev/null Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 !@#$ the Assyrians and their arch supported flame throwers 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 20 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: A fart. It can cut through your pants without even making a hole. Winner!!!
Augie Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Hobnail boots. Footwear up to that point was sandals or moccasin-style shoes. Soft-soled. The Assyrians introduced hard-soled boots, reinforced with iron, so could march farther, faster. Basically, the Assyrians conquered the known world because they invented arch support. At the rate Zappos delivers boxes to my fron door, I’m pretty sure my wife is after the Milky Way. For starters......
Cripple Creek Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Augie said: At the rate Zappos delivers boxes to my fron door, I’m pretty sure my wife is after the Milky Way. For starters...... I've always been partial to Gummo, the forgotten Marx.
BringBackFergy Posted February 23, 2019 Author Posted February 23, 2019 I just heard “Let it Be” by The Beatles tonight. There’s a line where McCartney sings “...and though they maybe farted, there is still a chance that they will see”. Can anyone explain the inspiration for this stanza? In the video, Yoko is sipping wine next to John on the floor. Maybe she let one rip? 2
Gray Beard Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 A Zebra Mussel, a Northern Snakehead, and an Asian Carp tried to walk into a bar in Illinois, but they were locked out.
BuffaloBill Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 12 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: That's minor league. So much bigger here. So, size really does matter?
mead107 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 Who decided February would only have 28 days?
BringBackFergy Posted February 23, 2019 Author Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: A Zebra Mussel, a Northern Snakehead, and an Asian Carp tried to walk into a bar in Illinois, but they were locked out. Not at @ExiledInIllinois‘s lock...he lets them through without a batting an eye. Too busy doing his Word Jumble. 1 1
mead107 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 Exiledinillinois accepts tips as gatekeeper?
/dev/null Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 3 hours ago, mead107 said: Who decided February would only have 28 days? http://mentalfloss.com/article/55327/why-are-there-only-28-days-february
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 2 hours ago, mead107 said: Exiledinillinois accepts tips as gatekeeper? Under/=$20. That has been the acceptable Federally ethically amount for years. But that's change... Since 2016. There is a new sheriff in town with the Executive Branch. Honestly... The "New Swamp" threw those ethics out the window. I think it's much more than $20 bucks now gift and or cash... I want to say it's in the $100s? We used to take DoD "ethics training" every year. Come to think of it... Last time was around 2016. Strange. Farthest distance I every had a vessel come from was from Finland. A sailing vessel from Helsinki. That's pretty damn close to Russia... And I am looking to score a tip with these new "non-existant" ethic rules and amounts! If you get my drift! LoL... I might make bank... ??
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 3 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: So, size really does matter? YES! But sometimes it's the magic in it:
Johnny Hammersticks Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 @ExiledInIllinois can you explain why my johnson curves to my left and not to my right? Is this common? Does it depend on your “handedness?”
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: @ExiledInIllinois can you explain why my johnson curves to my left and not to my right? Is this common? Does it depend on your “handedness?” I am sorry... This is just a Bills board. You should seek professional help. You win! Stumped me.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 (edited) On 2/22/2019 at 10:37 PM, DC Tom said: Hobnail boots. Footwear up to that point was sandals or moccasin-style shoes. Soft-soled. The Assyrians introduced hard-soled boots, reinforced with iron, so could march farther, faster. Basically, the Assyrians conquered the known world because they invented arch support. Weren't they also revolutionary siege engineers? Edited February 24, 2019 by Joe in Winslow
Augie Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I am sorry... This is just a Bills board. You should seek professional help. You win! Stumped me. Ohh, don’t be a quitter! I think you should check it out at the next tailgate and give it your best guess. Not asking for a Kraft style happy ending or anything.....unless you’re in the mood. Edited February 24, 2019 by Augie
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 24, 2019 Posted February 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Augie said: Ohh, don’t be a quitter! I think you should check it out at the next tailgate and give it your best guess. Not asking for a Kraft style happy ending or anything.....unless your in the mood. You nasty man... Very nasty man! 1
BringBackFergy Posted February 24, 2019 Author Posted February 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Joe in Winslow said: Weren't they also revolutionary siege engineers? My God man! The minute you introduced the term “engineers” you invited @ExiledInIllinois to go on a five paragraph diatribe about the Army Corps of Engineers and his service to this country. Keep it together man!!
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