Cripple Creek Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Circle those wagons! What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow? 3 minutes ago, Augie said: A) Does that mean you pee in the pool? B) That will take him out of action for a week or so in any thread NOT about carp, hooks or bait. Does THAT count? A. Se 2. Minimum of one week, good call.
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow? A. Se 2. Minimum of one week, good call. It's only 3 days to Capistrano. Way under a week!
stuvian Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 I have questions too. Like what does putting crystal meth up your arse accomplish? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6735747/KTLA-Los-Angeles-TV-anchor-Chris-Burrous-died-meth-overdose-autopsy-reveals.html
Jauronimo Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, stuvian said: I have questions too. Like what does putting crystal meth up your arse accomplish? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6735747/KTLA-Los-Angeles-TV-anchor-Chris-Burrous-died-meth-overdose-autopsy-reveals.html Untimely death, obviously.
Gray Beard Posted February 22, 2019 Posted February 22, 2019 We have cute little locks in Upstate NY. This one is a few miles from my house. Why get exiled just to work on a lock?
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: We have cute little locks in Upstate NY. This one is a few miles from my house. Why get exiled just to work on a lock? That's minor league. So much bigger here. I worked @ Black Rock. It's year 'round work here, not seasonal... 3 times larger and 1,000 times more traffic. And I followed my wife out here. But... Not really exiled anymore.
Gray Beard Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: That's minor league. So much bigger here. I worked @ Black Rock. It's year 'round work here, not seasonal... 3 times larger and 1,000 times more traffic. And I followed my wife out here. But... Not really exiled anymore. That’s why I called it a cute little lock. Seasonal, and more of a novelty than a commercial necessity. I wonder if people could earn a decent living by working on those locks. I doubt it.
DC Tom Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Can anyone stump Exiled?? He has Lockopedia at his fingertips. Does anyone have a brain large enough to make Exiled pause and reflect (rather than type in search terms)? @DC Tom? @Jauronimo? Shoot, even @Degenerate Mike in HHDS For that matter. Can someone stump him? He has all the answers. Sure. What invention made the Assyrians the first superpower?
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: A lot of work to change a lightbulb... Nope.... not for $5000
BringBackFergy Posted February 23, 2019 Author Posted February 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Sure. What invention made the Assyrians the first superpower? @ExiledInIllinois is frantically searching Carpopedia for answers. Judging by the delay, I think you stumped him.
Augie Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: We have cute little locks in Upstate NY. This one is a few miles from my house. Why get exiled just to work on a lock? Do you not see what you’ve done??? 1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said: @ExiledInIllinois is frantically searching Carpopedia for answers. Judging by the delay, I think you stumped him. No.....I think he’s just messin’ with you. Wait. Wait. Wait.......then the GIANT DUMP! 3
Augie Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 2 hours ago, mead107 said: Who came up with the word earth ? why not mead planet ? I apologize. I’m old enough to take credit for that, but we had not yet met, and I was without Mead Coin. I’ll do better next time. (For the right price.) 1
Keukasmallies Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 9 hours ago, Nanker said: You body's smartest mussel is in your ass. It can tell the difference between solid, liquid, and gas. You're welcome So you're saying my ass knows when to clam up....? 1 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: Sure. What invention made the Assyrians the first superpower? Fire canon? Ancient version of the flamethrower. ??? (Naptha fueled)
Augie Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Fire canon? Ancient version of the flamethrower. ??? On a semi-related note, why is my dog startled every time she farts? I mean, I get why she runs away. I was in the grocery store today.....when I rapidly moved to another aisle, and I don’t have a hyper-sensitive nose.
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: That’s why I called it a cute little lock. Seasonal, and more of a novelty than a commercial necessity. I wonder if people could earn a decent living by working on those locks. I doubt it. I assume... Erie Canal... Which is a State job. I was seasonal until they got made permanent in early 1990s. We just stay open. They used to furlough, then bring people back on over time! /smh Just recently... Numbers game, one FTE (Full-Time Employee), the NFG is seasonal until a newer guy comes in. But, that NFG is never furloughed. First few years as hydrographic surveyor with Corps, we were furloughed... I Worked as Ski Instructor @ KB. 59 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: @ExiledInIllinois is frantically searching Carpopedia for answers. Judging by the delay, I think you stumped him. Geesh... I was out to dinner with family... LoL... Anybody know what the sharpest thing in the world is? Okay... All You Brainiacs, step up to the plate!
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Augie said: On a semi-related note, why is my dog startled every time she farts? I mean, I get why she runs away. I was in the grocery store today.....when I rapidly moved to another aisle, and I don’t have a hyper-sensitive nose. I wouldn't want my anal glands squeezed either! Unless it's by a Bob Kraft hooker, then that's another story! Throw a Trump hooker in there too for good measure.
Augie Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I wouldn't want my anal glands squeezed either! Unless it's by a Bob Kraft hooker, then that's another story! Throw a Trump hooker in there too for good measure. Ummmm....for the record, I was NOT volunteering! . Edited February 23, 2019 by Augie 1
Johnny Hammersticks Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I assume... Erie Canal... Which is a State job. I was seasonal until they got made permanent in early 1990s. We just stay open. They used to furlough, then bring people back on over time! /smh Just recently... Numbers game, one FTE (Full-Time Employee), the NFG is seasonal until a newer guy comes in. But, that NFG is never furloughed. First few years as hydrographic surveyor with Corps, we were furloughed... I Worked as Ski Instructor @ KB. Geesh... I was out to dinner with family... LoL... Anybody know what the sharpest thing in the world is? Okay... All You Brainiacs, step up to the plate! A fart. It can cut through your pants without even making a hole. 1
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