WhoTom Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 "Is the Pope Catholic?" "Does a Sasquatch screw in the woods?"
Gugny Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 On 2/9/2019 at 11:32 PM, DC Tom said: I know, I know..."Please Change Subject." The subject isn't descriptive enough, it'll confuse people, blah blah blah... With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters/ Expand How about, "Tim Graham and 26CB Resurface in Ohio" ?? 2 1
BuffaloBill Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 On 2/10/2019 at 3:27 AM, Your Brown Eye said: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/ I can't even, I am in tears laughing so hard “I woke up, my face in the snow and gasping for hair. The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ***** on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area. “I had warm beaver ***** all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful. Expand I would hate to be friends with that guy because there is no topping that story. Then again, there is a gem headline underneath your story involving Alabama man being caught cheating by by his wife. Ok that story plays out millions of times except in this case the dude is having his affair with a goat and is stupid enough to put it out on the internet. “Sadly, this is not the first time that such acts occur in the small community where as much as 17 cases of gruesome bestiality have been identified in the last five years, a situation that worries the authorities who say they are powerless in front of such a situation.” https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/alabama-man-cheated-on-his-wife-for-a-goat/
Lurker Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) On 2/9/2019 at 11:32 PM, DC Tom said: With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. Expand "...WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle." https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/ Edited February 10, 2019 by Lurker 1 1
BuffaloBill Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 On 2/10/2019 at 4:53 PM, Lurker said: "...WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle." https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/ Expand The stories are too bizarre to be easily believed. Then again, the depravity of human beings is mind boggling. 1
Nervous Guy Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 On 2/10/2019 at 5:09 PM, BuffaloBill said: The stories are too bizarre to be easily believed. Then again, the depravity of human beings is mind boggling. Expand what you don't believe that some morgue dude collected 3000 penises? 1
bbb Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 Fake news! https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3470171-fake-news-couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters.html
WhoTom Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 On 2/10/2019 at 4:53 PM, Lurker said: "...WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle." https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/ Expand 1
Cripple Creek Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/10/2019 at 5:43 PM, Nervous Guy said: what you don't believe that some morgue dude collected 3000 penises? Expand rookie 1
Lurker Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/10/2019 at 11:53 PM, WhoTom said: Expand That's deplorable....
row_33 Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/11/2019 at 1:36 AM, Lurker said: That's deplorable.... Expand Like asking Pavarotti how to sign
BuffaloBill Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-couple-accidentally-burns-house-down-during-sex-game-involving-ww2-flamethrower/ DC Tom playing with his WWII toys again? 1
Lurker Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 And now for something less prurient: https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/ 1
sabrecrazed Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 It would have been believable if it was Florida or Russia.
Kevbeau Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 (edited) On 2/9/2019 at 11:32 PM, DC Tom said: I know, I know..."Please Change Subject." The subject isn't descriptive enough, it'll confuse people, blah blah blah... With God as my witness, I just...I've got nothing. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-having-sex-outdoors-in-bigfoot-costumes-gets-accidentally-shot-by-hunters/ Expand There’s a lot to process here. ...and caught up to the thread and found out it’s fake. As someone alluded, it’s telling on today’s society that skepticism didn’t immediately set in. someone in this country has banged in Bigfoot costumes. Probability dictates the rest of the story is an eventuality. Edited February 11, 2019 by Kevbeau
BuffaloBill Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/11/2019 at 3:25 AM, Lurker said: And now for something less prurient: https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/ Expand She chose the dolphin over you?
DC Tom Posted February 11, 2019 Author Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/11/2019 at 7:37 AM, Kevbeau said: There’s a lot to process here. ...and caught up to the thread and found out it’s fake. As someone alluded, it’s telling on today’s society that skepticism didn’t immediately set in. someone in this country has banged in Bigfoot costumes. Probability dictates the rest of the story is an eventuality. Expand On 2/11/2019 at 7:37 AM, Kevbeau said: There’s a lot to process here. ...and caught up to the thread and found out it’s fake. As someone alluded, it’s telling on today’s society that skepticism didn’t immediately set in. someone in this country has banged in Bigfoot costumes. Probability dictates the rest of the story is an eventuality. Expand "World News Daily Report" wasn't your first clue? I knew a guy who had an article written about him in Weekly World News. These articles aren't always completely fabricated. And given that "Bigfoot erotica" is s thing...
WhoTom Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/11/2019 at 2:26 PM, DC Tom said: And given that "Bigfoot erotica" is s thing... Expand Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet: they tend to have big... ... shoes.
snafu Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/11/2019 at 3:25 AM, Lurker said: And now for something less prurient: https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/ Expand Can you get a photo of her holding a fish?
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