The Poojer Posted February 9, 2019 Posted February 9, 2019 We had a heated discussion the other night while drinking a beer called, coincidentally enough, Ninja vs Unicorn
Just Jack Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 Can the unicorn use its horn as a weapon?
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 Obviously unicorn (Watch out for the lightning fast hooves that would fell any ninja with only one strike, the spear on its forehead and the glare reflecting off of its pastel-colored mane)
loyal2dagame Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide.
Gugny Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 On 2/14/2019 at 7:51 PM, Alaska Darin said: How is the ninja armed? Expand
LB3 Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 On 2/14/2019 at 5:01 PM, loyal2dagame said: Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide. Expand There's no such thing as a unicorn without magical powers. Five things about unicorns that everyone knows. 1. They're f#####g magical! 2. Their horns purify water. 3. They are jokesters and tricksters. 4. They can keep you warm even in the coldest temps. 5. They smell like cinnamon. Literally everyone knows this.
4merper4mer Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 On 2/14/2019 at 7:51 PM, Alaska Darin said: How is the ninja armed? Expand As stubbly as a Bama O Lineman.
The Poojer Posted February 15, 2019 Author Posted February 15, 2019 Common man, if it didn't have mystical powers it would simply be a horse with a horn. On 2/14/2019 at 5:01 PM, loyal2dagame said: Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide. Expand
BarleyNY Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 Unicorns are the only things ninjas can’t sneak up on. Unicorn. Outstanding poll btw 1
DC Tom Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 On 2/14/2019 at 7:51 PM, Alaska Darin said: How is the ninja armed? Expand With a single horn on his forehead, ironically enough.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 My daughter likes unicorns. They poop sparkles and dance around on rainbows. My money is on the ninja. Especially if the ninja has those cool throwing stars.
apuszczalowski Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 On 2/15/2019 at 4:04 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: My daughter likes unicorns. They poop sparkles and dance around on rainbows. My money is on the ninja. Especially if the ninja has those cool throwing stars. Expand Exactly, they are magical horses with a horn, not known for any fighting abilities......
Golden Goat Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 On 2/9/2019 at 12:23 AM, The Poojer said: We had a heated discussion the other night while drinking a beer called, coincidentally enough, Ninja vs Unicorn Expand Which beer, and where can I get some tonight?
Augie Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 On 2/16/2019 at 2:53 PM, Koko78 said: Ninja, it won't be close (or pretty). Expand He LOOKS like he would poop sparkles. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.....
snafu Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 ^^^^^Are you a unicorn, or just happy to see me? That guy has got to regret posing for that photo.
Saxum Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 On 2/14/2019 at 5:01 PM, loyal2dagame said: Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide. Expand Hopefully this kind.
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