The Poojer Posted February 9, 2019 Posted February 9, 2019 We had a heated discussion the other night while drinking a beer called, coincidentally enough, Ninja vs Unicorn
Just Jack Posted February 12, 2019 Posted February 12, 2019 Can the unicorn use its horn as a weapon?
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 Obviously unicorn (Watch out for the lightning fast hooves that would fell any ninja with only one strike, the spear on its forehead and the glare reflecting off of its pastel-colored mane)
loyal2dagame Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide.
Gugny Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 34 minutes ago, Alaska Darin said: How is the ninja armed?
LB3 Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 3 hours ago, loyal2dagame said: Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide. There's no such thing as a unicorn without magical powers. Five things about unicorns that everyone knows. 1. They're f#####g magical! 2. Their horns purify water. 3. They are jokesters and tricksters. 4. They can keep you warm even in the coldest temps. 5. They smell like cinnamon. Literally everyone knows this.
4merper4mer Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 17 hours ago, Alaska Darin said: How is the ninja armed? As stubbly as a Bama O Lineman.
The Poojer Posted February 15, 2019 Author Posted February 15, 2019 Common man, if it didn't have mystical powers it would simply be a horse with a horn. 20 hours ago, loyal2dagame said: Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide.
BarleyNY Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 Unicorns are the only things ninjas can’t sneak up on. Unicorn. Outstanding poll btw 1
DC Tom Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 20 hours ago, Alaska Darin said: How is the ninja armed? With a single horn on his forehead, ironically enough.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted February 15, 2019 Posted February 15, 2019 My daughter likes unicorns. They poop sparkles and dance around on rainbows. My money is on the ninja. Especially if the ninja has those cool throwing stars.
apuszczalowski Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 8 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: My daughter likes unicorns. They poop sparkles and dance around on rainbows. My money is on the ninja. Especially if the ninja has those cool throwing stars. Exactly, they are magical horses with a horn, not known for any fighting abilities......
Golden Goat Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 On 2/8/2019 at 6:23 PM, The Poojer said: We had a heated discussion the other night while drinking a beer called, coincidentally enough, Ninja vs Unicorn Which beer, and where can I get some tonight?
Augie Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Koko78 said: Ninja, it won't be close (or pretty). He LOOKS like he would poop sparkles. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.....
snafu Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 ^^^^^Are you a unicorn, or just happy to see me? That guy has got to regret posing for that photo.
Saxum Posted February 16, 2019 Posted February 16, 2019 On 2/14/2019 at 12:01 PM, loyal2dagame said: Questions. Is it a basic run of the mill unicorn, or does it have mystical powers? And what type ninja are we talking about? Shinobi/Stormshadow/Snake Eyes type, or a plain Jane ninja? I need this clarification to decide. Hopefully this kind.
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