4merper4mer Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Ain't no monsters in the closet Because your daddy is up in there wearing your momma's drawers Ahhhhhhh Hahhhhhhhh -Calhoun Tubbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 (edited) The vampire Alberta stalks across the money market rates Ducks into a Hummer The vampire Alberta wears a bowtie and a pin that says "Support the arts" The vampire Alberta takes a photo for another slide In the Powerpoint of all the places he won't remember The vampire Alberta wipes an oily mouth along a sleeve Of forest in the foothills The vampire Alberta drools a perfect inky tailing pond And shakes awake The vampire Alberta lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads "I need another one of these, so keep 'em coming" Good times are coming ~ John K. Samson Edited January 30, 2019 by Foxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tiberius Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Don't let your cats and dogs out in this weather...well, for very long anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Oh, and cancer has been cured... https://m.jpost.com/HEALTH-SCIENCE/A-cure-for-cancer-Israeli-scientists-say-they-think-they-found-one-578939 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 A woman on the radio talked about revolutionwhen it's already passed her byBob Dylan didn't have this to sing about you know it feels good to be alive I was alive and I waited, waitedI was alive and I waited for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Just think, a cure for cancer on Trump's watch. Is there anything he can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Just think, a cure for cancer on Trump's watch. Is there anything he can't do? How soon before Obama takes credit for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 minute ago, KRC said: How soon before Obama takes credit for it? Well we know where it all began! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Once he slowed the rise of the oceans he put his efforts into affordable healthcare and transgender restrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 and having NASA credit their achievements to Islam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 Fatback choked on some Catfish That stupid girl fed him the bone Ahhhhhh Hahhhhhhh - Tubbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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