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Posted
1 hour ago, Wacka said:

If she was married to two men at once, its bigamy and that is illegal.

Are there any consequences to marrying a woman with multiple personalities? Asking for a friend.

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

Are there any consequences to marrying a woman with multiple personalities? Asking for a friend.

 

Even her 1 public personality would suggest significant risk.  How would you like to wake up next to that every morning and have those lips in your ears every day for years? 

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Posted
52 minutes ago, keepthefaith said:

 

Wasn't aware there was a statute on the books, but tough to prove if someone is married for years?  Probably rarely prosecuted like all things immigration.  I know of 2 instances of this very very local to me.  Neither prosecuted, both divorced after some years.  Both ex's now citizens. 

 

 

 

Yes and it sounds like she's guilty of that or of false tax filings. 

 

 

It is definitely a loophole and I also know people who did this, but by no means was it as simple as walking into City Hall to get the marriage license.  They had to go through several rounds of interviews that were more like interrogations

Posted
29 minutes ago, keepthefaith said:

 

Even her 1 public personality would suggest significant risk.  How would you like to wake up next to that every morning and have those lips in your ears every day for years? 

Disregarding the fact that I don't go where I don't want to go there would be no waking up to her. As an infidel I'd either be killed in my sleep or I'd have to stay awake all night out of concern that she would kill me. So, there's no waking up to that woman.

Posted
2 hours ago, DC Tom said:

 

Only because it's hard to prove.

 

I work with the people that investigate this.

 

wouldn't DNA testing prove it?

Posted
2 hours ago, 3rdnlng said:

Are there any consequences to marrying a woman with multiple personalities? Asking for a friend.

   Ask John Bobbitt.

Posted
15 minutes ago, DC Tom said:

 

Prove marriage?

 

You're an idiot.

I'm guessing he's referring to Omar and her brother. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

That's not the best way to write a sentence calling someone else an idiot.

i know it's Tom's shtick but, you're an idiot.

Posted
8 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

Whose on first?  Mine.  No mine's on second.

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@3rdnlng is prolly gonna get mad at me again for not using this on Gator.

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It is who's, you idiots. Also, it is believed that HAHA Gator gets it on a regular basis. If he makes an error it is marked down as E-2, if you get my drift.

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