/dev/null Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 https://apnews.com/6cf8234a7a5a492eabfa4b0e319f2ec3 What could possibly go wrong?
BuffaloBill Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 “The alligator has never bitten anyone and is even afraid of cats, according to Henney.” I wonder how long it is before this dynamic changes.... The guy is crazy....
Foxx Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 i'll bet the folks at the senior center just love him.
Mr Info Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 Yes, what could go wrong...the first thing that came to my mind was the woman who had her face torn off by the chimpanzee.
apuszczalowski Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 It says he has others, this one was named as an emotional support one. If fed and kept from being hungry, he probably wont have any issues, most animals only attack when scared/threatened or hungry. I just wonder who comes up with this stuff. 'I have anxiety issues and need an animal for comfort, get me one that has the ability to attack and eat me'.......
Lurker Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 Makes sense. If' you're constantly afraid of being eaten, you won't think about how depressed you are. Brilliant!...
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 Not sure how this guy made it to 65 years old based on his decision making. 1 1
Augie Posted January 27, 2019 Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, mead107 said: Bunch of bull cr ap. Always look for opportunities in life. I have had gator bites living in Florida, but I have yet to taste a gator stromboli!
SinceThe70s Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Augie said: Always look for opportunities in life. I have had gator bites living in Florida, but I have yet to taste a gator stromboli! I've had mosquito bites. Gator bites sound worse. Do citronella candles keep the gators away? 1
Keukasmallies Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 6 hours ago, apuszczalowski said: It says he has others, this one was named as an emotional support one. If fed and kept from being hungry, he probably wont have any issues, most animals only attack when scared/threatened or hungry. I just wonder who comes up with this stuff. 'I have anxiety issues and need an animal for comfort, get me one that has the ability to attack and eat me'....... I'm just waiting for Henney to try to take the "support" gator on United to visit his sister in Pascagula at Easter.
apuszczalowski Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 32 minutes ago, Keukasmallies said: I'm just waiting for Henney to try to take the "support" gator on United to visit his sister in Pascagula at Easter. If your United, do you try and stop him or just let him go? I'd have no problem stopping someone fro bringing on the emotional support peacock, but walking on with a gator? I might just let them go......
Augie Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 1 hour ago, SinceThe70s said: I've had mosquito bites. Gator bites sound worse. Do citronella candles keep the gators away? They have sent paid volunteers out into the Everglades to investigate this over the last decade. We are still awaiting the first people to come back with a report, so it remains an unknown. 1
SinceThe70s Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 38 minutes ago, apuszczalowski said: If your United, do you try and stop him or just let him go? I'd have no problem stopping someone fro bringing on the emotional support peacock, but walking on with a gator? I might just let them go...... Depends on how bad the gator smells.
mead107 Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Augie said: Always look for opportunities in life. I have had gator bites living in Florida, but I have yet to taste a gator stromboli! Taste like chicken ?
Augie Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, mead107 said: Taste like chicken ? The chicken is easier to wrangle! Degree of difficulty adds to the flavor equation.
Hammered a Lot Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 A guy I know put on an addition to his house for his friend er alligator (Al) While the old addition was torn down Al was housed in a temporary fenced in area in the yard. Even thou I was on the roof, and there was no way Al could get me, and he eats cooked food, I was still freaking out as Al was watching me. Al is about 10'-12' long. The guy raised Al from a baby and puts his face (kiss) right up to to Al's. Al loves country music. Al would cry out at the sound of trash truck and UPS truck. USPostal workers rejoice! From what I understand, chances crocodiles will turn on before alligators. No Thanks.
The Senator Posted January 28, 2019 Posted January 28, 2019 Does the alligator accompany him on airline flights? .
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