BeginnersMind Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Not like A lone beautiful bird These poems now arise in great white flocks Against my mind's vast hills Startled by God Breaking a branch When His foot Touches Earth Near Me. - Hafiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner That is what I'd really like to be Because if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner Then everyone would be in love with me 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Roses are red Mornings are hard I suck at poetry Coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 She said she had always been a dancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dude Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Hear I sit broken hearted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, The_Dude said: Hear I sit broken hearted wanted to kill jihadi's but haj darted? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) There once was a poet Hafiz who wrote about God, birds and trees his portrayals of God looked like General Zod which is why he is loved by comeez. Edited January 25, 2019 by 4merper4mer 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: There once was a poet Hafiz who wrote about God, birds and trees his portrayals of God looked liked General Zod which is why he is loved by comeez. Dude. YES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Her name was Lola she was a showgirl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dude Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Halfway down the trail to Hell, In a shady meadow green Are the Souls of all dead Troopers camped, Near a good old-time canteen. And this eternal resting place Is known as Fiddlers’ Green. Marching past, straight through to Hell The Infantry are seen. Accompanied by the Engineers, Artillery and Marines, For none but the shades of Cavalrymen Dismount at Fiddlers’ Green. Though some go curving down the trail To seek a warmer scene. No Trooper ever gets to Hell Ere he’s emptied his canteen. And so rides back to drink again With friends at Fiddlers’ Green. And so when man and horse go down Beneath a saber keen, Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee You stop a bullet clean, And the hostiles come to get your scalp, Just empty your canteen, And put your pistol to your head And go to Fiddlers’ Green. Still chokes me up every time I read or recite. Sniff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Hooker with a Penis I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos That claimed that he was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP And in between sips of Coke He told me that he thought we were selling out Laying down, sucking up to the man Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man And if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well So you can point that ***** finger up your ass All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb ***** I sold out long before you ever heard my name I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit, and then you bought one So I've got some advice for you, little buddy Before you point your finger, you should know that I'm the man If I'm the ***** man then you're the ***** man as well So you can point that ***** finger up your ass All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb ***** I sold out long before you ever heard my name I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit, and then you bought one All you read and wear or see and hear on TV Is a product Begging for your fatass dirty dollar Shut up and buy, buy, buy my new record And buy, buy, buy Send more money ***** you, buddy ***** you, buddy ***** you, buddy ***** you, buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 I am 22 years old and just graduated from college in May with a bachelor’s degree. I recently started my first full-time job and am making decent money. Now that I am on my own, I am excited to start slashing away at my $10,000 in student-loan debt so that I can start saving and investing my money appropriately. I was raised in a financially “well-off” home until the 2008 financial crisis that cost my mother her job, savings and, eventually, her house. Though she always made ends meet and ensured I was taken care of, I witnessed what it was like to go from having more than enough money to living paycheck to paycheck and, ultimately, to having everything literally taken from you. Therefore, I was able to learn firsthand how important financial responsibility truly is. This leads me to my motive for this letter: My girlfriend. I have been dating a wonderful girl for nearly a year now and she brings me lots of joy. She is sweet, caring and loyal. She has a year left of school and then will start her career as a kindergarten teacher. Not long after, she wants to start a family. She is everything I could ask for. I love her very much. However, there is just one flaw that I need help with: Her spending habits. They drive me ****ing crazy. Being that she is still in college, she has no immediate expenses of her own. Daddy takes care of everything. She literally treats him like an ATM and knows it. She is constantly buying clothes she doesn’t need and always saving items in her e-shopping carts. If her friends invite her on a vacation, Daddy will cover it and, if not, it would be doomsday. She’s entitled. This worries me and scares me for our future. I have brought it up to her, but she acts like it is temporary. She says that she has no reason to save money until she is out of school and treats every dollar she earns at her summer job as disposable income. When I say anything, she acts like I’m being dramatic. Because of her habits, basically anytime she talks about buying something new, it drives me nuts. What do I do? I love her and see a future with her, but I want to ensure a stable and successful financial future for myself and my family. How can I change her ways and make her realize she doesn’t need to participate in every sale that her favorite women’s clothing designer has to offer? Portland Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Tiberius said: I am 22 years old and just graduated from college in May with a bachelor’s degree. I recently started my first full-time job and am making decent money. Now that I am on my own, I am excited to start slashing away at my $10,000 in student-loan debt so that I can start saving and investing my money appropriately. I was raised in a financially “well-off” home until the 2008 financial crisis that cost my mother her job, savings and, eventually, her house. Though she always made ends meet and ensured I was taken care of, I witnessed what it was like to go from having more than enough money to living paycheck to paycheck and, ultimately, to having everything literally taken from you. Therefore, I was able to learn firsthand how important financial responsibility truly is. This leads me to my motive for this letter: My girlfriend. I have been dating a wonderful girl for nearly a year now and she brings me lots of joy. She is sweet, caring and loyal. She has a year left of school and then will start her career as a kindergarten teacher. Not long after, she wants to start a family. She is everything I could ask for. I love her very much. However, there is just one flaw that I need help with: Her spending habits. They drive me ****ing crazy. Being that she is still in college, she has no immediate expenses of her own. Daddy takes care of everything. She literally treats him like an ATM and knows it. She is constantly buying clothes she doesn’t need and always saving items in her e-shopping carts. If her friends invite her on a vacation, Daddy will cover it and, if not, it would be doomsday. She’s entitled. This worries me and scares me for our future. I have brought it up to her, but she acts like it is temporary. She says that she has no reason to save money until she is out of school and treats every dollar she earns at her summer job as disposable income. When I say anything, she acts like I’m being dramatic. Because of her habits, basically anytime she talks about buying something new, it drives me nuts. What do I do? I love her and see a future with her, but I want to ensure a stable and successful financial future for myself and my family. How can I change her ways and make her realize she doesn’t need to participate in every sale that her favorite women’s clothing designer has to offer? Portland Patrick Marry her as soon as possible and take out a huge life insurance policy on yourself with the little shopper as the beneficiary. Testify against Hillary and leave your wife well off and laughing at your death. If possible, bring friends. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 22 minutes ago, Tiberius said: I am 22 years old and just graduated from college in May with a bachelor’s degree. I recently started my first full-time job and am making decent money. Now that I am on my own, I am excited to start slashing away at my $10,000 in student-loan debt so that I can start saving and investing my money appropriately. I was raised in a financially “well-off” home until the 2008 financial crisis that cost my mother her job, savings and, eventually, her house. Though she always made ends meet and ensured I was taken care of, I witnessed what it was like to go from having more than enough money to living paycheck to paycheck and, ultimately, to having everything literally taken from you. Therefore, I was able to learn firsthand how important financial responsibility truly is. This leads me to my motive for this letter: My girlfriend. I have been dating a wonderful girl for nearly a year now and she brings me lots of joy. She is sweet, caring and loyal. She has a year left of school and then will start her career as a kindergarten teacher. Not long after, she wants to start a family. She is everything I could ask for. I love her very much. However, there is just one flaw that I need help with: Her spending habits. They drive me ****ing crazy. Being that she is still in college, she has no immediate expenses of her own. Daddy takes care of everything. She literally treats him like an ATM and knows it. She is constantly buying clothes she doesn’t need and always saving items in her e-shopping carts. If her friends invite her on a vacation, Daddy will cover it and, if not, it would be doomsday. She’s entitled. This worries me and scares me for our future. I have brought it up to her, but she acts like it is temporary. She says that she has no reason to save money until she is out of school and treats every dollar she earns at her summer job as disposable income. When I say anything, she acts like I’m being dramatic. Because of her habits, basically anytime she talks about buying something new, it drives me nuts. What do I do? I love her and see a future with her, but I want to ensure a stable and successful financial future for myself and my family. How can I change her ways and make her realize she doesn’t need to participate in every sale that her favorite women’s clothing designer has to offer? Portland Patrick Tibs trap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Trap??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Tiberius said: Trap??? Nigerian scam? same, same.. Edited January 25, 2019 by Foxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, Foxx said: Nigerian scam? DEAR FOXXY: I'm a 28-year-old male who has never had a girlfriend or a meaningful relationship. I'm well-educated, nice-looking and have a good sense of humor. But I get shy and nervous around the opposite sex. Compounding that, I seem to have a serious "resting face." People assume I'm frustrated or angry/grumpy when it's just my normal expression. I'm worried it makes me unapproachable or appear to be unpleasant. I have overcome addiction, attend daily support meetings and have almost a year of sobriety. I avoid bar/club scenes where a lot of people my age socialize. I'm beginning to feel very alone and empty. I asked out a temp at my job, but she had a boyfriend and offered to set me up with a friend of hers. I declined because I was embarrassed. My friends tell me it's a game of numbers, but it hurts being rejected all the time. I see beautiful, nice women with men who treat them badly, and I obsess over what's wrong with me. My experience with women is limited. I'm not looking for a commitment, just some friends to share good times and laughter with. I'd love to have someone to spend time with before loneliness awakens previous bad habits. -- ABOUT TO GIVE UP IN PPP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tiberius said: DEAR FOXXY: I'm a 28-year-old male who has never had a girlfriend or a meaningful relationship. I'm well-educated, nice-looking and have a good sense of humor. But I get shy and nervous around the opposite sex. Compounding that, I seem to have a serious "resting face." People assume I'm frustrated or angry/grumpy when it's just my normal expression. I'm worried it makes me unapproachable or appear to be unpleasant. I have overcome addiction, attend daily support meetings and have almost a year of sobriety. I avoid bar/club scenes where a lot of people my age socialize. I'm beginning to feel very alone and empty. I asked out a temp at my job, but she had a boyfriend and offered to set me up with a friend of hers. I declined because I was embarrassed. My friends tell me it's a game of numbers, but it hurts being rejected all the time. I see beautiful, nice women with men who treat them badly, and I obsess over what's wrong with me. My experience with women is limited. I'm not looking for a commitment, just some friends to share good times and laughter with. I'd love to have someone to spend time with before loneliness awakens previous bad habits. -- ABOUT TO GIVE UP IN PPP do you need a sponsor? PM me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, 4merper4mer said: There once was a poet Hafiz who wrote about God, birds and trees his portrayals of God looked liked General Zod which is why he is loved by comeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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