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5 hours ago, eball said:

 

Defendant:  "Sober me and drunk me are two different people, Your Honor.  If you want an explanation for what I did that night you'll need to take it up with drunk me.  Sober me wasn't there and has no idea what happened."

 

As I saw on a coaster last weekend:

 

”Cop says “you drinkin’?”

I say “you buyin’?”

We laughed and laughed!!!

 

I need bail money.” 

Posted
4 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Championship??

 

Sure! 

 

In what? Cornhole? Lawn Jarts? Bowling? Do you go for the biggest trophy, or the biggest payday? I love a great trophy! 

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On 1/23/2019 at 6:21 PM, LSHMEAB said:

He was released within a few hours. Whatever emotions the cops may have felt will be insignificant in court. Unfortunately, money talks and justice is most certainly not blind.

 

When he was released is meaningless. 

You can spend all the money you want in DUI defense, there's video, officer testimony, employee testimony/video from the burger joint, and the breathalyzer evidence.

 

He's nailed.

Posted
1 hour ago, Da webster guy said:

 

When he was released is meaningless. 

You can spend all the money you want in DUI defense, there's video, officer testimony, employee testimony/video from the burger joint, and the breathalyzer evidence.

 

He's nailed.

Yes. I'm sure he'll pay a fine. Meh.

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