BeginnersMind Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 ‘Tis a fearful thing to love what death can touch. A fearful thing to love, to hope, to dream, to be – to be, And oh, to lose. A thing for fools, this, And a holy thing, a holy thing to love. For your life has lived in me, your laugh once lifted me, your word was gift to me. To remember this brings painful joy. ‘Tis a human thing, love, a holy thing, to love what death has touched. Yehuda HaLevi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 There was once a man who thought so highly of himself he shared his every thought. He whined and he whimpered everything he was ever taught. The man was too foolish to see that all he ever knew was ***** But here he was, posting more of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dude Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 There once was a man from Venus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 (edited) There once was a hooker from Clue Who lined her v agina with glue She said with a grin If they pay to get in They’ll pay to get out of it too. Edited January 21, 2019 by Nanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, The_Dude said: There once was a man from Venus There once was a man from Venus Who flew to earth because he'd seen us In search of a better life he took sail With so many light years to go, he could not fail Because things needed to be found As he traveled through space without a sound Maybe he will come back, who can tell But now that he's on here on Earth, he knows it's hell He spoke to one lifeform he chose, one of human kind He quickly learned that life on Earth had never evolved, just a beginnersmind. 8 minutes ago, Nanker said: There once was a hooker from Clue Who lined her v agina with glue She said with a grin If they pay to get in They’ll pay to get out of it too. Id hit it Edited January 21, 2019 by Boyst62 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 You should be quiet Nobody cares what you say Canadian clowns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Just now, /dev/null said: You should be quiet Nobody cares what you say Canadian clowns "You should be quiet," he set forth upon the man Not realizing the mistake of asking for such a plan. We all know that nobody cares, But self virtue is all that the man shares. Canadian or not, he is a clown Let his voice fail, let it drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Boyst62 said: There once was a man from Venus Who flew to earth because he'd seen us In search of a better life he took sail With so many light years to go, he could not fail Because things needed to be found As he traveled through space without a sound Maybe he will come back, who can tell But now that he's on here on Earth, he knows it's hell He spoke to one lifeform he chose, one of human kind He quickly learned that life on Earth had never evolved, just a beginnersmind. Id hit it Is there anything that Boyst won't hit? In the pink or in the *****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 There once was a woman from Exeter And all the young men threw their sex at her Just to be crude She laid in the nude While her parrot - a pervert - took pecks at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 A Linix adminstrator named Lenore, likes work but she likes the beach more. She found a good way To combine work and play: She sells C shells by the seashore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Faux poetry is The hobgoblin of little Canadian minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) 21 hours ago, Joe in Winslow said: Faux poetry is The hobgoblin of little Canadian minds I's the b'y that builds the boat And I's the b'y that sails her I's the b'y that catches the fish And brings them home to Lizer Hip yer partner, Sally Tibbo Hip yer partner, Sally Brown Fogo, Twillingate, Moreton's Harbour All around the circle! Edited January 22, 2019 by row_33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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