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If I said the word "Dolphin " or Jets" I got the belt

 

Let me tell how how much my backside hurt after going to Animal Kingdom  and the Air Force museums.

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For beating up a kid who posted non-Bills stuff on a Bills message board. They were paper, cork board and pins back in the day.

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Was standing outside a house party that was getting broken up by the police.  I was a junior in HS.  I decided I’d flick a beer cap in the direction of a cop who was standing there.  Amazingly, it smacked him right between the eyes.  I spent the night in jail after they called my parents.  Fortunate for me, my uncle was a police captain.  He walked in the cell, looked at me and laughed, and shut the door ?

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Beating the ***** out of a neighbor in school during a class when both in 7th grade.  The detention wasn't much but the fear of being anywhere near his Dad after that was intense.  His son started it though with an eraser full of chalk. 

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4 minutes ago, teef said:

let's just say...when people say they don't want to see it, they really don't want to see it.

That took a couple of rereads, but it was well worth it.  ?

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4 minutes ago, teef said:

let's just say...when people say they don't want to see it, they really don't want to see it.

 

Hopefully you still don't offer while your patients are in the chair.......

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1 minute ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

Hopefully you still don't offer while your patients are in the chair.......

don't tell me how to run my practice.  

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Short version: I was around 15, got way too drunk with some friends, and they tried carrying me home because I couldn't walk. Cops saw it and took me home. From then on, my parents referred to it as "The Incident."

 

The footnote, which my parents never found out about, is that my friends were all tripping on acid, but I was too afraid to try it. I lost control on the legal substance, and they were fine on the illegal substance.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Gugny said:

I gave my friend Jeff a book of recipes using human flesh.  That didn't end well.

 

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