Royale with Cheese Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047 I believe him...don't you? 1
row_33 Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 a little less plausible than denying some sneaky man must have put them in your luggage at the airport
bdutton Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 "I was walking down the street when my pants fell down and I tripped and these ended up my ass."
row_33 Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 (edited) On 1/9/2019 at 6:48 PM, bdutton said: "I was walking down the street when my pants fell down and I tripped and these ended up my ass." Expand you got the man at emerg stating that the peanut butter jar perfectly sealed up his behind happened while showering and the dog was in there and the man slipped and fell on the jar Edited January 9, 2019 by row_33
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 On 1/9/2019 at 6:35 PM, Royale with Cheese said: https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/clearwater-man-denies-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-are-his/1691775047 I believe him...don't you? Expand if they are not his ..... who's are they?
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 On 1/9/2019 at 6:50 PM, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! Expand did your Avatar get a haircut? I must be suffering from the Mandela Effect
Mr Info Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 It’s hard to believe this occurred in Florida. 5
Royale with Cheese Posted January 9, 2019 Author Posted January 9, 2019 (edited) If anyone tells you that they've never lost or misplaced anything in their ass....that person is a liar. I couldn't find my IPod Shuffle when I was a teenager and then I remember where I put it....after 3 months. Edited January 9, 2019 by Royale with Cheese 2
row_33 Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 On 1/9/2019 at 6:54 PM, Royale with Cheese said: If anyone tells you that they've never lost or misplaced anything in their ass....that person is a liar. I couldn't find my IPod Shuffle when I was a teenager and then I remember where I put it....after 3 months. Expand a rejected joke from 2 1/2 Men?
Royale with Cheese Posted January 9, 2019 Author Posted January 9, 2019 On 1/9/2019 at 6:56 PM, row_33 said: a rejected joke from 2 1/2 Men? Expand I've never seen a 2 1/2 Men episode. Did they steal my joke? 1
row_33 Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 On 1/9/2019 at 6:57 PM, Royale with Cheese said: I've never seen a 2 1/2 Men episode. Did they steal my joke? Expand thank you thank you very much
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 If I had a nickel for every time I found something random in my ass... 3
eball Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 On 1/9/2019 at 6:48 PM, bdutton said: "I was walking down the street when my pants fell down and I tripped and these ended up my ass." Expand "it was a one in a million shot, doc -- one in a million!" 2 3
BUFFALOKIE Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 Is it illegal to shove needles up yours ass? Seriously?
RaoulDuke79 Posted January 9, 2019 Posted January 9, 2019 Ahhh.....the old "I'm just holding them for a friend" story. 2
Boca BIlls Posted January 10, 2019 Posted January 10, 2019 I was wondering where the ***** Wesley went with my syringes!
BuffaloBill Posted January 10, 2019 Posted January 10, 2019 Haven’t all of you experienced suddenly finding mysterious syringes in your rectum?
Augie Posted January 10, 2019 Posted January 10, 2019 On 1/9/2019 at 7:02 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: If I had a nickel for every time I found something random in my ass... Expand Do you have frequent searches? Do you book vacations to proctology spas? On 1/10/2019 at 12:12 AM, BuffaloBill said: Haven’t all of you experienced suddenly finding mysterious syringes in your rectum? Expand Not me! There’’s no mystery to it! It can easily happen when you sit on a park bench. That’s how I explain it.
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