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a little less plausible than denying some sneaky man must have put them in your luggage at the airport

 

 

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11 minutes ago, bdutton said:

"I was walking down the street when my pants fell down and I tripped and these ended up my ass."

 

you got the man at emerg stating that the peanut butter jar perfectly sealed up his behind happened while showering and the dog was in there and the man slipped and fell on the jar

 

 

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If anyone tells you that they've never lost or misplaced anything in their ass....that person is a liar.  I couldn't find my IPod Shuffle when I was a teenager and then I remember where I put it....after 3 months.

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10 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

If anyone tells you that they've never lost or misplaced anything in their ass....that person is a liar.  I couldn't find my IPod Shuffle when I was a teenager and then I remember where I put it....after 3 months.

 

a rejected joke from 2 1/2 Men?

 

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10 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

I've never seen a 2 1/2 Men episode.  Did they steal my joke?

 

thank you

thank you very much

 

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18 minutes ago, bdutton said:

"I was walking down the street when my pants fell down and I tripped and these ended up my ass."

 

"it was a one in a million shot, doc -- one in a million!"

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5 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

If I had a nickel for every time I found something random in my ass...

 

Do you have frequent searches? Do you book vacations to proctology spas? 

31 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said:

Haven’t all of you experienced suddenly finding mysterious syringes in your rectum?

 

Not me! There’’s no mystery to it! 

 

It can easily happen when you sit on a park bench. That’s how I explain it. 

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