Miami Week: Post-Game Haiku Time!

[Gugny]

We play for nothing

Miami's already out

Send them home crying

Edited December 30, 2018 by Gugny

[LeGOATski]

Bison stampeding

Dolphins choking on garbage

Plates tectonic rage

[sullim4]

Lo! McDermott claps.

Who is O'Leary's granddad?

Squish the fish again!

[Inigo Montoya]

Beat, don't eat the Phins

Like old gas station sushi

Violent Hershey squirts

 

 

Edited December 28, 2018 by Inigo Montoya

[SydneyBillsFan]

Start the practice squad

We must draft Jonah Williams

Let's just go the tank

[RiotAct]

Tanking through the snow

In a one-horse open tank

Blah blah blah blah blahhhhh....

[WideRightRevenge]

Josh Closes Year Strong

Kiko wishing still a Bill

Can't Wait Till Draft Day

[dollars 2 donuts]

I can’t believe it

Dolphins week is here again

Who the hell cares now?

 

 

 

 

 

(I do, but the above popped into my head)

[Nextmanup]

A rivalry dead

Take the loss and draft higher

But hope Josh improves

[Tatonka68]

"YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME !!"

Edited December 27, 2018 by Tatonka68

[26CornerBlitz]

Bills battling Dolphins  

The entire world is watching 

Beth Mowins says Yarrrrrdsss 

 

[stosh64]

29 minutes ago, 26CornerBlitz said:

Bills battling Dolphins  

The entire world is watching 

Beth Mowins says Yarrrrrdsss 

 

FFS, she is doing PBP?

I hope WGR is in sync with CBS this week or I can always just turn the sound off.

[Hapless Bills Fan]

the Marine Mammals

Swim North to play in Our House

Die, Fishies, Die! Die!

[Call_Of_Ktulu]

I am putting so much money down on this game. I want the Bills to lose but I know they will win this game and miss out on the blue chip player. The Bills win these useless games all the time, I might as well make some money off it.

[Marv's Neighbor]

Haiku, schmaiku, just beat the freakin Dolphins!

[Gugny]

2 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said:

Bills battling Dolphins  

The entire world is watching 

Beth Mowins says Yarrrrrdsss 

 

 

1 hour ago, stosh64 said:

FFS, she is doing PBP?

I hope WGR is in sync with CBS this week or I can always just turn the sound off.

 

Bad football aside

Beth will make it sickening

Worst in history

[stony]

Ryan Tannehill

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha

[Nextmanup]

Since Beth Mowins has been brought into this...

 

I just want to say that it is easy to dismiss criticism of her as being misogynistic or the "good old boy network" rejecting something new and different.  I get all that.

 

And let me reiterate I cannot stand Beth Mowins!  It has nothing to do with any of that.

 

It's that West Virginia white trash drawl she has; I just can't take it.

 

7 minutes ago, Call_Of_Ktulu said:

I am putting so much money down on this game. I want the Bills to lose but I know they will win this game and miss out on the blue chip player. The Bills win these useless games all the time, I might as well make some money off it.

Your post makes a lot of sense on two levels.

 

First, yes, we always win these meaningless games which only serve to take drafted talent away from the team.

 

And second, yes, why the hell not financially benefit from this self-destructive habit!

 

I hope you win a lot.

[Irv]

Twelve shots by Kick Off

Power Slammed Through a Table

Who's Vomit is That?

 

 

Edited December 27, 2018 by Irv

[ToughTasker]

Showdown in miami

But a Meaningless last game

Hope it not Kyle's last