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1 minute ago, Marv's Neighbor said:

On the other hand,

60% of People Can't Go 10 Minutes

 

Is that more accurate? 

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Thankfully, the folks at EdenFantasys provided a list of the top 10 holiday songs that people would play while making love — in case you’re getting some ideas:

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Santa Claus is coming to town (22 percent)
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Are they implying that Santa joined the Mile High club?

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Yes, at my mother in law’s house.  Apparently my wife was feeling particularly naughty that evening.  Must have been the new set of non-stick frying pans I got for her ?

 

I think it’s time for a new set of pans! 

 

 

You can NEVER have too many pans....

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On ‎12‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 9:25 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Yes, at my mother in law’s house.  Apparently my wife was feeling particularly naughty that evening.  Must have been the new set of non-stick frying pans I got for her ?

 

Just imagine if you followed it up with a new vacuum cleaner! 

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Now that I'm in my 60's I have sex almost every day.

Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday.....OK, stole that one from Jack Lalanne.

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