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I got stung by a bee ? when  I was 4. 

A bird pooped on me when I was 6. 

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1 minute ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

I stumbled upon my dad's porno magazines somewhere around kindergarten. 

This has to be a thing that is going the wayside 

 

who buys playboys or hustlers anymore lmaooo 

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2 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

This has to be a thing that is going the wayside 

 

who buys playboys or hustlers anymore lmaooo 

I guess it would be the equivalent of leaving the in private browser window on the laptop open these days.

 

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1 minute ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

I guess it would be the equivalent of leaving the in private browser window on the laptop open these days.

 

 

Yea but it’s not the same as stumbling upon tons of vintage 70s bush ?

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3 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

 

Yea but it’s not the same as stumbling upon tons of vintage 70s bush ?

You got that right. Personal hygiene sure has changed. I don't recall any sphincter bleaching back then either.

16 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

This has to be a thing that is going the wayside 

 

who buys playboys or hustlers anymore lmaooo 

I just remember something else now that you mentioned Hustler. Later in life I found out that my friends dad sent a bunch of pictures of his wife to Hustler to try and get her featured in the Beaver Hunt section. ?

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41 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

This has to be a thing that is going the wayside 

 

who buys playboys or hustlers anymore lmaooo 

That was a right of passage as a young pre-teenager back in the day stumbling upon your Dad or Uncle's stash :lol:

 

That and getting together with a bunch of your buddies and staying the night at someone's house and watching all the soft core HBO/Cinemax skin movies.  A true male bonding experience during elementary school.  Very simple but fun time in life!

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This is going to sound kind of messed up, but my parents split when I was 3 and I moved away with my father.  My dad was somewhat of a ladies man back in the day, and there was rarely a Saturday morning that I didn’t see some strange broad coming out of his bedroom in the morning.  My father worked construction during the week, and bartended Friday and Saturday.

 

Let’s just say that I walked in on he and his “fun girls” in the act more than just a few times.  I think my father was forced to give me a watered down version of the birds and the bees at around age 3 or 4.  Learned the rest from friends and porno mags/movies.

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I don't remember how old I was, but our son learned about "the act of mating" from watching Animal Planet when he was pretty young.

 

One day, when he was about 9 or so, we were driving down the highway with him in the back seat. Out of the blue, he asked how a human egg was fertilized - specifically, how the sperm and egg got together. I said, "You've seen animals mating on TV; it's similar with humans, but without the growling, clawing, and biting."

 

My wife's jaw dropped as she looked at me incredulously. Then I whispered, so only she could hear me, "Usually." ?

 

 

 

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My parents are both in medicine. 

 

Not only was the "magic" of sex presented in clinical detail, the details about STDs were too.  With pictures.  

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1 hour ago, WhoTom said:

I don't remember how old I was, but our son learned about "the act of mating" from watching Animal Planet when he was pretty young.

 

One day, when he was about 9 or so, we were driving down the highway with him in the back seat. Out of the blue, he asked how a human egg was fertilized - specifically, how the sperm and egg got together. I said, "You've seen animals mating on TV; it's similar with humans, but without the growling, clawing, and biting."

 

My wife's jaw dropped as she looked at me incredulously. Then I whispered, so only she could hear me, "Usually." ?

 

 

 

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In second grade, this kid (Jason Clark) told me about it in the schoolyard at lunch recess one day. He said, "It's when a guy puts his D*** into a woman's P****."

So, naturally, I stayed behind after class to ask Mrs. Blumenthal what D*** and P**** meant. That was a precious conversation. ?

 

 

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