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6 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

For me, it was a gun wrack.  My girl bought it for me.  I told her that I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.  What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

 

If your girl’s rack was disappointing for you, maybe someone else would enjoy playing with it?   ?

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My sister liked to give me gag gifts for a while.....this was one of them.    

 

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This one was more useful:

 

Donald Trump Bottle Opener

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Posted
16 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

Probably the right move there, Levi.  Sounds like a strange bird.

you ever meet Levi? Strange Bird would still be out of his league.

 

Bat Chit crazy??? that's more in his wheelhouse

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When I was younger, around 10 I think, my parents got me a hard hat with a rotating light on top. I think I only wore it once, that Christmas morning. It was like this pic but yellow. 

 

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Posted
6 hours ago, CowgirlsFan said:

It was the usual White Elephant Christmas Exchange. 

 

Remember I said While Elephant.

 

A can of spotted dick.( @Chef Jim will verify that I'm not just making something up )

 

Don’t bring me into your weird Christmas gifts. 

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When I was a kid, I asked my folks for a new pair of pants and something to play with.

They kept asking me what else I wanted, and all I could think of was a new pair of pants and something to play with.

 

Christmas morning came and I opened up my gift... a new pair of jeans with the crotch cut out of them.

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13 minutes ago, Nanker said:

Christmas morning came and I opened up my gift... a new pair of jeans with the crotch cut out of them.

The capital ‘w’ key on your device is stuck.  When you type ‘W’, it shows as ‘N’.

Posted
23 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

I just saw a commercial for this

 

Flushin Frenzy 

 

 

 

 

That’s so wrong.  

That is brilliant, TAKE MY MONEY!

 

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On 12/23/2018 at 11:09 AM, ShadyBillsFan said:

I just saw a commercial for this

 

Flushin Frenzy 

 

 

 

 

That’s so wrong.  

Did you see the early Better Call Saul episode when he was considering patent law....and the talking toilet? 

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This not received, but given.....a great big metal CocaCola sign to my wife so she can hang it in the garage. I made a mental note when she mentioned wanting one months ago. Odd as hell, but I get points for remembering. Sadly, though I ordered in November, and it was shipped a week ago, it’s not due to arrive until Thursday. So instead I got her a case of Coke, which she doesn’t drink, as a placeholder. 

 

Nothing says Merry Christmas more than a case of sugar and caffeine! 

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It sort of begs the question if someone gives you something you don't like or won't use tell them or not.  You never know how people will react if you dislike their gifts but you don't want to keep getting the same thing.  Guess just depends on the dynamics of the friendship/family  

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This year my MIL sent me 2 identical Michigan T shirts...nice shirts, I loved them but thought it was some kind of mistake...my wife then explained to me that she meant to do that....apparently when she really likes something she buys 2 of them....weird.

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My grandmother was the worst gift giver. She'd scour bargain racks and get us all like 100 things that all sucked. We'd have a competition every year for worst/best gift. My all time favorite had to be a flag pole with no flag. I think that was for one of my brothers so I can't technically claim it as my own.

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Plug in the cigarette lighter ice scraper from the wifey.  One of those BS Christmas gifts JCPenneys stocks in the aisle around Xmas. 

 

Easier to just put the defrosters on for a few minutes.  Thing was useless.

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