WhoTom Posted December 23, 2018 Posted December 23, 2018 10 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: ***** all you Santa Birthers! Santa is real, just like the Great Pumpkin. Y'all a bunch humbugs. Earth being flat makes Santa's job easier. He just starts at the center (the place that "globers" call "The North Pole") and spirals outward until he reaches the edge.
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 23, 2018 Posted December 23, 2018 55 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Earth being flat makes Santa's job easier. He just starts at the center (the place that "globers" call "The North Pole") and spirals outward until he reaches the edge. Uh... He does that anyway on a globe. Just as easy. He ends exactly at the South Pole. Anyway... You think he works @ this stage of his career... He definitely contracts out.
BuffaloBill Posted December 23, 2018 Author Posted December 23, 2018 On 12/21/2018 at 12:41 PM, plenzmd1 said: awful parenting moment # 2000 When my son was like 7, we put a bag of coal( maybe coal..where the hell do you get coal?) on the railing before you go downstairs addressed to him, note from Santa, saying he was getting coal this year as he was not a good boy that year... not a good idea! Poor kid burst into tears, traumatized, ran back to his room, crying his poor little eyes out...took us like 5 minutes to convince him it was a bad joke by the two awfullest parents in the world and cmon, look downstairs ..the real Santa left toys! He never lets us forget that moment either! You sick bastard!!!!
WhoTom Posted December 23, 2018 Posted December 23, 2018 50 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Anyway... You think he works @ this stage of his career... He definitely contracts out. Amazon Yule. I knew it.
boyst Posted December 23, 2018 Posted December 23, 2018 7 hours ago, mead107 said: Did you drive the tractor to school ? I wanted to as a senior prank. But in my town it was hard af to get ahold of one. I lived in them suburbs of Toledo where despite the country and farms being 5 minutes away it might as well be 3 hours. Pretentious ***** town full of ***** that had no grasp of reality and lived comfortably smug in their Midwestern bubble of upper middle class life.
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