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6 hours ago, BigDingus said:

I mean, the dude came off the streets & blew them out in their house, imagine the godly numbers he'd put up in Buffalo!

He's already had as many multi-TD games this season as Allen, has a higher completion % than Allen, is the only QB who's played for us this year that has more passing TD's than INT's, and averages 9.28 yards per completion, as opposed to Allen's 6.40.

CLEARLY we have our franchise QB right here boys, or at the very least, the J-E-T-S A**KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE! 

Hell, you could even give Allen all the 1st string reps just in case you wanna pull the ol' switcheroo after Barkely comes out to start the first drive. Obviously he doesn't need the reps, the proved last time the only reps he needs is with his WR coach throwing to him in a park! GET THAT MAN A PARK STAT!


After he drives the field & gets us an easy 7 to start the game, THEN toss Allen in there to really make their heads spin. They'll be so psyched out, Allen can put it in cruise control from there & ride out the game. Barkley's been practicing this week by staring down a 747 on the tarmac at Buffalo International Airport for 7 hours a day, don't let his determination & commitment go to waste!

Go away,  wins mean zero st this point.  All about development of Allen

Posted
6 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said:

Humans are only mammals that sleep on their back

Wait a minute! You sleep lying down? I’m going to have to try that! I keep toppling over when I nod off and that starts the whole viscous cycle over again.

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Posted
3 hours ago, simpleman said:

No. The cult of Allen need to compare Apples to Apples in performances against the Jets between their Savior and "what's his name". Then they can either proudly proclaim he is arisen, or practice excuses on why it wasn't the same. <Sarcasm>

 

Peterman, is that you?

7 hours ago, Alphadawg7 said:

Humans are only mammals that sleep on their back

 

I've seen some cute cat and dog videos that show otherwise.

Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, BigDingus said:

I mean, the dude came off the streets & blew them out in their house, imagine the godly numbers he'd put up in Buffalo!

He's already had as many multi-TD games this season as Allen, has a higher completion % than Allen, is the only QB who's played for us this year that has more passing TD's than INT's, and averages 9.28 yards per completion, as opposed to Allen's 6.40.

CLEARLY we have our franchise QB right here boys, or at the very least, the J-E-T-S A**KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE! 

Hell, you could even give Allen all the 1st string reps just in case you wanna pull the ol' switcheroo after Barkely comes out to start the first drive. Obviously he doesn't need the reps, the proved last time the only reps he needs is with his WR coach throwing to him in a park! GET THAT MAN A PARK STAT!


After he drives the field & gets us an easy 7 to start the game, THEN toss Allen in there to really make their heads spin. They'll be so psyched out, Allen can put it in cruise control from there & ride out the game. Barkley's been practicing this week by staring down a 747 on the tarmac at Buffalo International Airport for 7 hours a day, don't let his determination & commitment go to waste!

I am not sure if your bolts need to be tightened or if this is a well written troll but either way.. No..

2 hours ago, Joe in Winslow said:

Trollin' trollin' trollin, see that OP trollin'. Keep that OP trollin' tollhide

SNAPS WHIP RAWHIDE!

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Posted
8 hours ago, BigDingus said:

I mean, the dude came off the streets & blew them out in their house, imagine the godly numbers he'd put up in Buffalo!

He's already had as many multi-TD games this season as Allen, has a higher completion % than Allen, is the only QB who's played for us this year that has more passing TD's than INT's, and averages 9.28 yards per completion, as opposed to Allen's 6.40.

CLEARLY we have our franchise QB right here boys, or at the very least, the J-E-T-S A**KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE! 

Hell, you could even give Allen all the 1st string reps just in case you wanna pull the ol' switcheroo after Barkely comes out to start the first drive. Obviously he doesn't need the reps, the proved last time the only reps he needs is with his WR coach throwing to him in a park! GET THAT MAN A PARK STAT!


After he drives the field & gets us an easy 7 to start the game, THEN toss Allen in there to really make their heads spin. They'll be so psyched out, Allen can put it in cruise control from there & ride out the game. Barkley's been practicing this week by staring down a 747 on the tarmac at Buffalo International Airport for 7 hours a day, don't let his determination & commitment go to waste!

Really!

Posted
1 minute ago, Blue on Blue said:

Your red scarf matches your eyes
You closed your cover before striking
Father had the shipfitter blues
Loving you has made me bananas


That's deep.

 

Posted
8 hours ago, BigDingus said:

I mean, the dude came off the streets & blew them out in their house, imagine the godly numbers he'd put up in Buffalo!

He's already had as many multi-TD games this season as Allen, has a higher completion % than Allen, is the only QB who's played for us this year that has more passing TD's than INT's, and averages 9.28 yards per completion, as opposed to Allen's 6.40.

CLEARLY we have our franchise QB right here boys, or at the very least, the J-E-T-S A**KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE! 

Hell, you could even give Allen all the 1st string reps just in case you wanna pull the ol' switcheroo after Barkely comes out to start the first drive. Obviously he doesn't need the reps, the proved last time the only reps he needs is with his WR coach throwing to him in a park! GET THAT MAN A PARK STAT!


After he drives the field & gets us an easy 7 to start the game, THEN toss Allen in there to really make their heads spin. They'll be so psyched out, Allen can put it in cruise control from there & ride out the game. Barkley's been practicing this week by staring down a 747 on the tarmac at Buffalo International Airport for 7 hours a day, don't let his determination & commitment go to waste!

What for?  i would rather see Allen play really good game and the Bills lose on last sec FG for better draft position.  Barkley was on the street to sign for a reason,  Allen represents our first opportunity of having franchise QB since Kelly retired.

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