BigDingus Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) I mean, the dude came off the streets & blew them out in their house, imagine the godly numbers he'd put up in Buffalo! He's already had as many multi-TD games this season as Allen, has a higher completion % than Allen, is the only QB who's played for us this year that has more passing TD's than INT's, and averages 9.28 yards per completion, as opposed to Allen's 6.40. CLEARLY we have our franchise QB right here boys, or at the very least, the J-E-T-S A**KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE! Hell, you could even give Allen all the 1st string reps just in case you wanna pull the ol' switcheroo after Barkely comes out to start the first drive. Obviously he doesn't need the reps, he proved last time the only reps he needs is with his WR coach throwing to him in a park! GET THAT MAN A PARK STAT! After he drives the field & gets us an easy 7 to start the game, THEN toss Allen in there to really make their heads spin. They'll be so psyched out, Allen can put it in cruise control from there & ride out the game. Barkley's been practicing this week by staring down a 747 on the tarmac at Buffalo International Airport for 7 hours a day, don't let his determination & commitment go to waste! Edited December 8, 2018 by BigDingus 5
Bangarang Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 Elephants are the only mammals that can’t jump 5 2
Alphadawg7 Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) Humans are only mammals that sleep on their back Edited December 7, 2018 by Alphadawg7 2
MJS Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. 6
Mountain Man Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 1/10, you knew it was a wind up before you even opened the thread 1
ALLEN1QB Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 I just had a dream that someone started the dumbest thread woke up at 3am and holy crap it was you!!! 2 1
HOUSE Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) This is not crazy but no, this season is about Josh Allen Edited December 7, 2018 by HOUSE
26CornerBlitz Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 4 hours ago, BigDingus said: I mean, the dude came off the streets & blew them out in their house, imagine the godly numbers he'd put up in Buffalo! He's already had as many multi-TD games this season as Allen, has a higher completion % than Allen, is the only QB who's played for us this year that has more passing TD's than INT's, and averages 9.28 yards per completion, as opposed to Allen's 6.40. CLEARLY we have our franchise QB right here boys, or at the very least, the J-E-T-S A**KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE! Hell, you could even give Allen all the 1st string reps just in case you wanna pull the ol' switcheroo after Barkely comes out to start the first drive. Obviously he doesn't need the reps, the proved last time the only reps he needs is with his WR coach throwing to him in a park! GET THAT MAN A PARK STAT! After he drives the field & gets us an easy 7 to start the game, THEN toss Allen in there to really make their heads spin. They'll be so psyched out, Allen can put it in cruise control from there & ride out the game. Barkley's been practicing this week by staring down a 747 on the tarmac at Buffalo International Airport for 7 hours a day, don't let his determination & commitment go to waste! 1
simpleman Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 No. The cult of Allen need to compare Apples to Apples in performances against the Jets between their Savior and "what's his name". Then they can either proudly proclaim he is arisen, or practice excuses on why it wasn't the same. <Sarcasm>
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 7, 2018 Posted December 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, simpleman said: No. The cult of Allen need to compare Apples to Apples in performances against the Jets between their Savior and "what's his name". Then they can either proudly proclaim he is arisen, or practice excuses on why it wasn't the same. <Sarcasm> I sense some bitterness. 1 1
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