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Posted
2 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said:

 

Can a Mets fan speak

On the topic of baseball

Manager stupid?

 

 

Let's stay on topic

After making tuna fish

Bills will own second

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Posted

Adam Gase is dumb

But Kiko Alonso is 

Way way way dumber

Ryan Tannehill

If you say his name three times

INTs appear

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Aqua and orange

Two awful uniform hues

Don't care if it's teal

Posted

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Once saw a dolphin

Trying to eat a bouy

They are not that smart

This fish fan I know

Drives a Pontiac Aztek

Probably owns cats

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Miami haikus?

Just wasted fifteen minutes

Would like to know why

Posted
1 hour ago, GoBills808 said:

 

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Miami haikus?

Just wasted fifteen minutes

Would like to know why

 

Ancient rituals

of the stadium wall’s past

must be observed still.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Joe in Winslow said:

I hate Miami.

God, How I hate Miami.

Die Dolphins Die Please

 

Fish is best served cold

Over sticky white rice chunks

With some wasabi

 

 

But a dolphin isn’t a fish.. 

Posted
6 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

There once was an erstwhile Bills Backer

Every QB he liked was a cracker

Oh that crazy scout book

Gabbert, Bortles and Cook

And the best of them all Talleywhacker.

 

Illegal poetic formation:

impersonating a haiku with a limerick

10 yds, repeat 3rd down

Posted
Just now, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Illegal poetic formation:

impersonating a haiku with a limerick

10 yds, repeat 3rd down

Not one line of this fits the Haiku parameters.  Illegal poetry formation declined. Unsportsmanlike conduct accepted 15 yard penalty, automatic first down.

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