Doug Marrone, "obviously" trifecta.

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“He came over to the sideline,” Jaguars Head Coach Doug Marrone said. “Obviously, I talked to him. He’s a captain. He can’t do that. Obviously, that’s something that hurts our team: we lose probably our best offensive player who was playing obviously at a very high level.”

 

You have to get up awfully early in the morning to shoe horn obviously into a statement three times. Doug Marrone, obviously an English language Jedi.

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[Ridgewaycynic2013]

Same old 'Wordsmith Dougie'.  Then again, we've got a few members here who need remedial classes on 'Which Their/There/They're Is It?'  It's two ? much fun!

[PromoTheRobot]

McClappy vs St. Obviously.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

6 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

McClappy vs St. Obviously.

Based upon their schticks at times, both would be naturals to guest star on 'Coach'.

Edited November 26, 2018 by Ridgewaycynic2013
Unlike Dougie's pressers, I have an 'edit' button.

[jr1]

[fridge]

 

[cage]

8 minutes ago, fridge said:

 

 

OMG, that wasn't doctored??  Too funny....

[bmur66]

That is hilarious! I like St. Doug.

[Livinginthepast]

Obviously the coach of the Bold City team is upset!!

[blacklabel]

Ha, there's those "obviously's" that were sorely missing from his comments back on Wednesday last week.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Equally as bad as Rex Ryan's "...and things" filler statement.

[ProcessAccepted]

All I know is there's nothing boring about a post game press conference when your coach comes out with blood from a brawl on his hoodie.

 

Favorite line got to be: “Part of it’s mine and part of it’s probably a little bit from the scrum there. We’ll take it,”

 

Can you imagine Dick Jauron ever having a presser like that? Love the culture that's forming.

[dorquemada]

27 minutes ago, ProcessAccepted said:

All I know is there's nothing boring about a post game press conference when your coach comes out with blood from a brawl on his hoodie.

 

Favorite line got to be: “Part of it’s mine and part of it’s probably a little bit from the scrum there. We’ll take it,”

 

Can you imagine Dick Jauron ever having a presser like that? Love the culture that's forming.

 

desiccated corpses don't bleed

[Believer]

World-class...dumb ass...

[Helpmenow]

Doug is is a stooge. But he took the money and got the heck outta here. Maybe he is a smart guy after all. Nah.

[Dr.Sack]

I get how a team can regress, but this 7 game losing streak for a team that was one good Qtr away from the Super Bowl is a clear indication of Marrone’s subpar coaching.

 

Give the Jags roster to the top NFL coaches and you’d have a 8-3 team. 

 

Most importantly you’d probably have not sunk the money in Bortles and gone out and acquired a rookie QB like Lamar Jackson instead of a DT Taven Bryan. 

 

That pick is a Marrone Jax FO epic fail.

Edited November 26, 2018 by Dr.Sack