BringBackFergy Posted November 19, 2018 Posted November 19, 2018 My poor wife. We laughed about it afterward. https://nypost.com/video/girl-bounces-off-ice-after-jumping-onto-frozen-lake-in-russia/
Cripple Creek Posted November 19, 2018 Posted November 19, 2018 Wow, I hope she is OK. You two goofballs will be laughing about that for years. She didn't break her coccus did she?
JohnC Posted November 19, 2018 Posted November 19, 2018 Some people would say she is a dumb assss while others would say that she has a cold assss. Or just maybe a combination of both attributes. If a person has a frozen asss does that mean that person is a hard asssss?
BringBackFergy Posted November 19, 2018 Author Posted November 19, 2018 She’s ok (thanks for asking). I wasn’t familiar with the area so had no idea a cold front came through the previous week. The lake froze solid but she didn’t know and I didn’t tip my toe in....oops. All good.
Augie Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Wow, I hope she is OK. You two goofballs will be laughing about that for years. She didn't break her coccus did she? No, but in a surprising turn of symbiotic events, Fergy broke his. . Edited November 20, 2018 by Augie
BuffaloBill Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Augie said: No, but in a surprising turn of symbiotic events, Fergy broke his. . Fergy has had a crack in his big ass since birth...
Augie Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 1 minute ago, BuffaloBill said: Fergy has had a crack in his big ass since birth... Oh, don’t we all.....
BringBackFergy Posted November 20, 2018 Author Posted November 20, 2018 You guys can all laugh at me but my poor 31 yr old wife has a bruise on her butt.
Chef Jim Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 So wait a minute?!?!? I had to sit next to you at the openers when you could have given me your tickets and I could have sat next to your wife???? 1
BringBackFergy Posted November 20, 2018 Author Posted November 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: So wait a minute?!?!? I had to sit next to you at the openers when you could have given me your tickets and I could have sat next to your wife???? She doesn’t speak a lick of English.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: My poor wife. We laughed about it afterward. https://nypost.com/video/girl-bounces-off-ice-after-jumping-onto-frozen-lake-in-russia/ Is this a trick or a would ya thread???? asking for a friend
Cripple Creek Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 56 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: She doesn’t speak a lick of English. curious use of a word there Ferguson.
Chef Jim Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: She doesn’t speak a lick of English. What gave you the idea I was planning on talking to her? Edited November 20, 2018 by Chef Jim
BringBackFergy Posted November 20, 2018 Author Posted November 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: What have you the idea I was planning on talking to her? I forgot , you’re a sucker for blondes.
BuffaloBill Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: She doesn’t speak a lick of English. Neither do you.... a match made in heaven. 1
Chef Jim Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: I forgot , you’re a sucker for blondes. Yeah at the Bears game there were three people right behind your seats. Not sure if they were regulars but the young blonde (Beth I think) spent the whole game sitting with me. Hell of a lot more entertaining than the game. How I’m still married is beyond me.
BuffaloBill Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 Given how cold and hurt his poor wife was this is what Fergy did to warm her up upon returning home https://nypost.com/video/epic-fire-pit-fail-as-dimwit-pours-fuel-directly-on-flames/
BringBackFergy Posted November 20, 2018 Author Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, BuffaloBill said: Given how cold and hurt his poor wife was this is what Fergy did to warm her up upon returning home https://nypost.com/video/epic-fire-pit-fail-as-dimwit-pours-fuel-directly-on-flames/ We just returned home from Russia and she was still a little chilly. I figured a nice outside wood fire would be the answer. The wood I used was too dry. Not my fault.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 BTW you have a goofy laugh .... I'm sure she didn't appreciate you laughing.
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