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13 hours ago, Howard said:

You really are a son of a B word ya know that? Are you giving Kootos to plow drivers when guys like me and so many others before me served our country in the USPS?? These guys you are honoring are union guys with guaranteed pensions and overtime. I never had overtime. I delivered what had to be delivered and  I didn’t call in sick if I had a upset tummy. You should delete this crap before me and some of my South Buff buddies delete it for you. think young fella. 

Without those tow/plow truck drivers your fat ass would never made it past Cazenovia. So lardass how about you get off of your high hand and start honoring those who allowed you to double dip your pension.

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8 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

Without those tow/plow truck drivers your fat ass would never made it past Cazenovia. So lardass how about you get off of your high hand and start honoring those who allowed you to double dip your pension.

 

We should meet up at recesss and settle this once and for all!!!

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14 hours ago, Howard said:

Not sure who you are talking to but if SDS is my Supervisor from the Cazenovia branch I can tell you he knows me and wouldn’t dishonor the branch I served in. If it wasn’t for me (and others who served in Postal Service before me) you’d have no news, Valentines Day cards or fruitcakes on Easter. Think about it young man. Your barkinn up the wrong branch. 

Hey Howard, go easy on the young weekend warrior...He's has a lot of high-energy even if he is dreaming of the fight fast asleep at the traffic light.  We need kids like that.  The kid is probably drilling right now in order to save us all from the Honduran Hoard ready to storm our Southern border.  It's tricky learning how to pass out hot lunches and blankets to the tired and huddled masses. We all can't be having macho fun shooting Aye-rab terrorists and stringing concertina wire.

 

No disrespect, but you and Shirl think about that next time you see the Taco Bell on Abbott near McKinley. The brave warrior Cletus is a little rough around the edges, but he went through a lot. Snitches don't get stitches where he comes from.  They get hunting in the hills with cousin Jeb for a week at deer camp.  And that ain't ringing the back door twice on the Postal Route down South Park... If you know what I mean.

 

We can all get along... Plenty of room for heroes, fruitcake, blankets and carp.  No need for inter-service bickering.

 

Thank you for your service.  You're a brave servant just like the kid.  You both paid your dues serving the helpless citizenry.

 

1 hour ago, Augie said:

 

We should meet up at recesss and settle this once and for all!!!

We did.  @ the first two tailgates.  It was called the TBDHOT (LAC Game) and TBDSHOT (TennTitans Game). We were fed road-kill chili and I passed out hero GateKeeper tee-shirts.

 

Howard and Shirl, can catch one of those new-fangled Uber things and come right down Abbott to the tailgate... If I am there I will hook Howard & Shirl up with some hero swag.

1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said:

Without those tow/plow truck drivers your fat ass would never made it past Cazenovia. So lardass how about you get off of your high hand and start honoring those who allowed you to double dip your pension.

Wow... You're such a crippled creek for dissing one of our brave few. PTSD (Howard: that's what they call shell shock now) is real you know.  Years of delivering mail, fending off pit bulls and lonely housewives after ringing the back door twice takes a toll on a service man.

 

And also... Hey wise-guy... Howard should probably let you know that his supervisor @ the Caz Branch counted his steps when Howard delivered porno mags and petroleum jelly to people like your candy azz... Every part of Howard's work day was planned and measured to achieve maxium efficiency and prompt service.  AzzClowns like probably don't Trust the Process©.

 

What do you think our brave servicemen & women in the USPS & USACE are doing every day?  Full of reservists passing out blankets and hot soup to citizens after a large scale dam failure and flood. Playboy® mags and Vaseline® have to get through snow and ice too.  Without the barges of road salt getting locked through... Pfffffttttt, forget that... /end_game when that dam breaks... Then we are right back to brave soldiers, far from their family & friends, passing out blankets and soup.

 

Howard... You're old and wise... Don't get sucked into battles with creeps like @Cripple Creek and stressed out heroes like that @CountryCletus kid.  

 

I thank You all except that "Stolen Lock & Dam Operator Valor" guy @Cripple Creek ... And he calls himself a Gatekeeper!  He wouldn't know the difference between an Asian carp and an American shad even if it could physically come right up and bite at his baited hook.

 

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your a a nice fella Exiled. And you are really sharp. I sense you have served in the government as well. Am I right? I had a buddy that worked the crystal beach ferry from Buffalo to Crystal Beach. Name was Ned Rosticki. Nice guy for a polski. You have more patience for these smart ***** than I do. If they ever said some of these things to my face there be some problems. 

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On ‎11‎/‎16‎/‎2018 at 3:21 PM, Cripple Creek said:

It snowed last night and I remembered that I forgot to salute the servicewomen and servicemen who keep our streets clear of snow and ice. They belong in this thread.

 

Image result for snow plow truck drivers we salute you

 

You wouldn't be thanking them if you lived in Syracuse...

https://www.localsyr.com/news/city-of-syracuse-apologizes-for-slow-snow-response_20181117043244/1602968556

 

 

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8 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

@Cripple Creek, for some reason I doubt Howard will find any humor in the thread title change. But glad you did it. ?

 

 

Leave it to a rabble rouser like you to ignore the tender feelings of our Bills brethren and loyal public servants - all for your amusement. Vicious, I tell you!

 

 

(But I pretty much have to agree....I’m going to hell anyway.) 

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Call me an idiot... So be it.  Yet, this idiot knows how to thank this garbageman for his dedication and heroism. This garbageman has got more hero in him than two weekend warrior outdoorsmen,  trying to catch Asian carp on a baited hook:

 

As the fire neared, this 93-year-old knew she had to get out. Then her garbageman showed up.

 

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/11/17/us/camp-fire-garbageman/index.html

 

"...So she got her medicine and other vital needs together and walked out of her home in Magalia, California, hoping somebody would come by and help her. Salvation soon came in the form of a garbage truck.

 

"I was standing there when I looked up and saw this great, big, green monster truck barreling down the street," Newsum told CNN.

Around that time, Dane Ray Cummings, a Waste Management driver, had been told to cut his trash collection route short and head home as the Camp Fire neared. But he wanted to finish his route, and he had a mind to check on some houses with elderly or disabled residents..."

 

I can picture Howard doing that! ^^^^^

 

We salute you Mr. Garbageman! You could teach a weekend warrior/part-time soldier and washed up wannabe Board Moderator a thing or two about being a hero!  Good thing this garbage dude wasn't milking our tax dollars, company resources & man hours on drill!

 

Howard... There's hope for these young kids in the Waste Management branch of the service!  From the halls of Montezuma to the rubbish routes of Northern Cali.  This was your finest hour! Saving old people one at a time!

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1 hour ago, Augie said:

 

 

Leave it to a rabble rouser like you to ignore the tender feelings of our Bills brethren and loyal public servants - all for your amusement. Vicious, I tell you!

 

 

(But I pretty much have to agree....I’m going to hell anyway.) 

Howard enjoys good humor!  Shirl, his blushing bride of 50 years still laughs at all his jokes.

 

What has 4 wheels and flies?

 

 

 

-A garbage truck saving old people from certain fiery death!

 

Now that is funny and poignant!  The "duality" of a man like Howard.  Touching all our lives with humor and grace... And the widow on Choate in South Buffalo!

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