BringBackFergy Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 ...the bartender says “What can I get you fellas?” Derek Anderson says “I’ll have a Mind Eraser”. The bartender makes one and DA sips it and passes out. Matt Barkley says “I’ll have a shot and a beer”. The bartender serves him and Barkley drinks it and looks confused. Nate Peterman says “Bartender....I’ll have a.......” (fill in the blank/end joke)
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 Does someone tweet about it and someone else posts it on a sports forum? No? I’ll have a kamakazi 2
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. You had to be there. Sacramental wine? EDIT: Maybe I should have said 'sacrificial wine'? Edited November 10, 2018 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Never stop rewriting your material... 2 2
jr1 Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 appletini and proceeds to recreate his trick shot video causing 5500 dollars in damage to the bar 2
BuffaloButt Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 Peterman says: Give me a stiff drink, I'll have a watermelon wine cooler. He drinks it and says boy that's good!! ?? 1
RaoulDuke79 Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 38 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: ...the bartender says “What can I get you fellas?” Derek Anderson says “I’ll have a Mind Eraser”. The bartender makes one and DA sips it and passes out. Matt Barkley says “I’ll have a shot and a beer”. The bartender serves him and Barkley drinks it and looks confused. Nate Peterman says “Bartender....I’ll have a.......” (fill in the blank/end joke) hard time ever finding a job again. I'll take a shot of that turpentine you have back there in the pantry. 1
Warcodered Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 I don't know what the drink is but I bet he gives it to somebody else. 10
BuffaloBillies Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 ... Pick Six sampler. Let's start with that IPA 5
Beast Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 Peterman says, “I’ll have a draft beer. What do you have?” The bartender says, “ we have 6 to pick from........” 4
transient Posted November 9, 2018 Posted November 9, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: ...the bartender says “What can I get you fellas?” Derek Anderson says “I’ll have a Mind Eraser”. The bartender makes one and DA sips it and passes out. Matt Barkley says “I’ll have a shot and a beer”. The bartender serves him and Barkley drinks it and looks confused. Nate Peterman says “Bartender....I’ll have a Sweet Baby Jesus Peanut Butter Porter. The bartender pours the beer and hands it to Peterman, who struggles mightily to bring a whole pint of beer to his lips with that pathetic right arm. Jimmy Spags, who has been watching from the corner and eyeing the beer, just waiting for the right time to pounce, scoots by in his Revis jersey, intercepts the beer and chugs it just as Nate is about to take a sip. Spags utters something unintelligible like a drunken Rocky Balboa... something about a beer pick 6... faith based loser... and process... and then like all good Jets fans proceeds to vomit on himself and pass out. Shocked at what he’s just witnessed, the bartender says “Son, that is the weakest arm I’ve ever seen. You oughta get that checked out.” Peterman turns to the bartender and says "At least this time it only cost me $6... three weeks ago it cost us the Texans game." Edited November 9, 2018 by transient 2
cba fan Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 5 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: ...the bartender says “What can I get you fellas?” Derek Anderson says “I’ll have a Mind Eraser”. The bartender makes one and DA sips it and passes out. Matt Barkley says “I’ll have a shot and a beer”. The bartender serves him and Barkley drinks it and looks confused. Nate Peterman says “Bartender....I’ll have a....... double shot of Johnny Manziel end zone brand embalming fluid
Commsvet11 Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 6 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: ...the bartender says “What can I get you fellas?” Derek Anderson says “I’ll have a Mind Eraser”. The bartender makes one and DA sips it and passes out. Matt Barkley says “I’ll have a shot and a beer”. The bartender serves him and Barkley drinks it and looks confused. Nate Peterman says “Bartender....I’ll have a.......” (fill in the blank/end joke) Job Application. 2 3
mrags Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 I thought you were better than this Fergy im very disappointed in you. Not mad. Just disappointed. 2
BuffaloButt Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Peterman says to the bartender i'll have a six pick of beer!
Pete Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 (edited) "I'll have a beer"- but before he could have a sip, it was intercepted Edited November 10, 2018 by Pete
BuffaloTX Posted November 10, 2018 Posted November 10, 2018 Peterman wouldn't order a drink. He's starting this week.
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