The Poojer Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 1 . What's the last thing the Black Knight (John Cleese) says to King Arthur (Graham Chapman) after Arthur lops off his arms and legs? A. ''Just a flesh wound.'' B. ''The Black Knight always triumphs!'' C. ''All right, we'll call it a draw.'' D. ''I'll bite your legs off!'' 2 . Which of the former Beatles has a cameo role in Life of Brian? A. John Lennon B. Paul McCartney C. George Harrison D. Ringo Starr 3 . What breed of parrot does Mr. Praline (John Cleese) try to return in the ''Pet Shop'' sketch? A. African Gray B. Norwegian Blue C. Black-capped Lory D. Scarlet Macaw 4 . Who wins the Upper Class Twit of the Year contest? A. Gervaise Brook-Hampster B. Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith C. Nigel Incubator Jones D. Oliver St. John-Mollusc 5 . In The Meaning of Life, when the Yorkshire dad (Michael Palin) loses his job at the mill, he tells his dozens of children, ''I've got no option but to…'' A. ''…get a vasectomy.'' B. ''…enlist you all in the Army.'' C. ''…sell you all for scientific experiments.'' D. ''…auction off your livers to wealthy organ-transplant patients.'' 6 . Which of these is an ingredient in the Whizzo Chocolate Company's ''Quality Assortment'' sampler? A. Crunchy baby frog B. Lark's vomit C. Cornish ram's bladder D. All of the above 7 . The French guard (John Cleese) who taunts the knights of Camelot in Holy Grail sneers, ''Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of...'' A. ''…sweaty socks.'' B. ''…elderberries.'' C. ''…armpit hair.'' D. ''…donkey-bottoms.'' 8 . Which of these is NOT an instrument of torture used by the Spanish Inquisition? A. Tea and cake B. The comfy chair C. The soft cushions D. A dish-drying rack 9 . What causes Mr. Creosote (Terry Jones), the grotesquely overstuffed restaurant patron in Meaning of Life, to explode? A. The double serving of pâté de fois gras B. The six bottles of Chateau Latour '45 C. The six crates of brown ale D. The wafer-thin mint 10 . Which of these cheeses does the increasingly irate customer (John Cleese) ask for at Mr. Wensleydale's (Michael Palin) apparently cheeseless cheese shop? A. American B. Asiago C. Velveeta D. Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 http://www.ew.com/ew/article/quiz/0,6115,1...76_1_0_,00.html there's a link to the same quiz with answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 yeah ok, and i posted the quiz here, why would you go and post that? http://www.ew.com/ew/article/quiz/0,6115,1...76_1_0_,00.html there's a link to the same quiz with answers. 284734[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 The answer is C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 The answer is C. No wait, it's B. AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 No wait, it's B. AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! 284748[/snapback] If he was dying, why would he go through the trouble to type "AAAAAAIIIIGGHH!" Wouldnt he just say it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Paulson Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 i could of sworn the last words of the black knight were: all right we'll call it a draw. 7 out of 10. 8 out of 10 if i got the black knight correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 "Help, Help! I'm being repressed!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Tate Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 If he was dying, why would he go through the trouble to type "AAAAAAIIIIGGHH!" Wouldnt he just say it? 284781[/snapback] Maybe he was dictating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 "When danger reared it's ugly head Sir Robin bravely turned and fled, Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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