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How much money would it take to convince a guy like this to put a bomb in the cargo hold?

 

Maybe 100 bucks?  Little more?  

 

And yet we strip down and wait in long lines going through a metal detector.

 

:doh:

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A bunch of college buddies came to Savannah for a St Pattys day rugby tournament (HUGE weekend in Savannah!). Everyone went to the airport bar and drank as all the staggered flights took people home. One guy got so blasted we had to put him in a wheelchair and tell the flight attendant he’d been hit in the head in a rugby match. She relented and we put him on his flight back to Chicago. Unfortunately, he didn’t come to until the next stop in Milwaukee. Oops!

 

But at least he was INSIDE THE PLANE! 

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23 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said:

you telling me you never once fell asleep @your job? And he had a nice comfy bed of suitcases...poop happens!

5 hours every night.  

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American is saving money by using contract workers.  He's not working for your father's Piedmont Airlines.  They're not the only ones.  The guy must be a real light weight to be able to get drunk on what they're paying him.

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