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Here's the obvious.....Marcia gets injured just enough to quit football, but not enough to screw up being a dad.

 

Here's mine......defense plays lights out and roughs Marcia up all game.

 

Any others?

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Tre White wears his own bionic arm brace and proceeds to tear Gronkowski's left arm off at the shoulder and beat him senseless with it...

 

ok, I realized after typing this that I can't use senseless as an endpoint if it's also the starting point, so maybe he beats him stupid wit... nope, that doesn't work either... how about he beats him savagely and mercilessly with it until Gronkowski taps out.

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My ideal scenario...Edmunds hits Brady so hard that he flies through the air toward the sideline. Brady hits Gronk on the way to the sideline and rips his bionic arm clean off. He then lands on Belichick causing total and permanent amnesia while also breaking his throwing hand off in a very embarrassing part of Belichick’s anatomy. 

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Somebody tie up McDermott hands together so i dont have to see this imbecile clapping after every flippin play!  Even the embaresing ones!

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44 minutes ago, The Process said:

Here's the obvious.....Marcia gets injured just enough to quit football, but not enough to screw up being a dad.

 

Here's mine......defense plays lights out and roughs Marcia up all game.

 

Any others?

bahaha Marcia!  that's so funny. Are you 12?

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