RobbRiddick Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 Yesterday I was fortunate enough to win the Super Lottery - a cool 1.6 billion. In an effort to show I have bigger balls than the guy who bet 5k on the Bills to lose earlier in the season, I've put the whole lot on the Bills to beat the Patriots. If I win I will have enough money to buy Microsoft. 2 7
billspro Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 We would have had a better chance if you bet the other way
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 To paraphrase Dr. Frasier Crane, "This isn't a thread, it's a cry for help". 2 5
Scott7975 Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 (edited) I have tonights winning powerball ticket. I can match you up to $620 million before taxes and lump sum fee. Let me jump on board with you because that is totally a sweet bet to double our moneys. Edited October 24, 2018 by Scott7975
Tenhigh Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said: Yesterday I was fortunate enough to win the Super Lottery - a cool 1.6 billion. In an effort to show I have bigger balls than the guy who bet 5k on the Bills to lose earlier in the season, I've put the whole lot on the Bills to beat the Patriots. If I win I will have enough money to buy a Microsoft Surface Pro. FTFY
KD in CA Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 Good news is when you lose you can offset the gambling loss against your lotto win for tax purposes! 1 2
RobbRiddick Posted October 24, 2018 Author Posted October 24, 2018 I did call up the ref and offer him a cool million to win us the game but he just laughed and said he's already been given more than twice that amount from Kraft. I hung up.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 You can afford to buy the team. Instead of hiring a GM, just make your decisions based on TBD post game threads. 1
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 29 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said: Yesterday I was fortunate enough to win the Super Lottery - a cool 1.6 billion. In an effort to show I have bigger balls than the guy who bet 5k on the Bills to lose earlier in the season, I've put the whole lot on the Bills to beat the Patriots. If I win I will have enough money to buy Microsoft. 2 2
boater Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 30 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said: If I win I will have enough money to buy Microsoft. Such low aspirations. 1
LSHMEAB Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 24 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: To paraphrase Dr. Frasier Crane, "This isn't a thread, it's a cry for help". "Compliments of the chef!" "I wonder what his insults are like." 1
RobbRiddick Posted October 24, 2018 Author Posted October 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: You can afford to buy the team. Instead of hiring a GM, just make your decisions based on TBD post game threads. That would actually be so much fun. We could just run polls to see who we draft or sign in FA etc. I'd also convert Nate Peterman from QB to a human coat stand for my office
Formerly Allan in MD Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said: That would actually be so much fun. We could just run polls to see who we draft or sign in FA etc. I'd also convert Nate Peterman from QB to a human coat stand for my office Will your coat stand have weak arms? 1
Augie Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Scott7975 said: I have tonights winning powerball ticket. I can match you up to $620 million before taxes and lump sum fee. Let me jump on board with you because that is totally a sweet bet to double our moneys. WAIT! I’m not planning on splitting that with you! How am I supposed to get by on only $310 million? This would put a crimp in my grand plans!
MAJBobby Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, RobbRiddick said: Yesterday I was fortunate enough to win the Super Lottery - a cool 1.6 billion. In an effort to show I have bigger balls than the guy who bet 5k on the Bills to lose earlier in the season, I've put the whole lot on the Bills to beat the Patriots. If I win I will have enough money to buy Microsoft. You should just invest for a bit and then buy the team. You probably would do a better job running it. On a side note how bad ass would it be to be that single ticket winner right now
BuffaloBillyG Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 1 hour ago, RobbRiddick said: Yesterday I was fortunate enough to win the Super Lottery - a cool 1.6 billion. In an effort to show I have bigger balls than the guy who bet 5k on the Bills to lose earlier in the season, I've put the whole lot on the Bills to beat the Patriots. If I win I will have enough money to buy Microsoft. Or you could pay off my student loans, then MAYBE have enough for dinner at Taco Bell.
iinii Posted October 24, 2018 Posted October 24, 2018 It’s $5k. The perfect mojo is 5k, you have ruined everything
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