PlayoffsPlease Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 (edited) All Bills fans can agree that no darker soul than Bill Belichick has ever tormented the Bills more. The only logical explanation for a skinny 6th round draft pick to become the greatest QB of all , marry a beautiful super model, and never age is that his soul was sold to the Devil, who is obviously Bill Belichick. The devil has tempted a number of players over the years to sell him their soul, but all have had the character to resist. Ryan Mallet, Brian Hoyer, Jimmy Garapola resisted and were ultimately dismissed. Nate Peterman in his short time with the Bills has wreaked more havoc per game than the even the dark one could imagine. But his time tormenting the Bills from within is coming to a close. The next step will be for the dark one to promise Peterman wealth, beautiful women, a long NFL career, and 15 years of further tormenting the Bills in exchange for only his soul. It will start with a signing to the PS this year, after he is cut. Then in 2021, when demon Brady announces his retirement, Peterman will appear in camp and win the Patriots starting job. He will spend the next decade drawing comparisons to Tom Brady, as he battles Patrick Mahome year after Year for the AFC championship. Every Bills game will include broadcast commentary on which Bills mistake was worse, trading the pick used for Mahomes, or releasing Peterman. No one will admit Belichick is the devil. Edited October 14, 2018 by PlayoffsPlease 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 (edited) So Bill Bellichick is responsible for Nate Peterman playing poorly so the Bills will cut him and NE swoops in to pick him up as Brady heir apparent? "That's a doozie, judge" Edited October 14, 2018 by Happy Gilmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said: So Bill Bellichick is responsible for Nate Peterman playing poorly so the Bills will cut him and NE swoops in to pick him up as Brady heir apparent? Because he's an evil wizard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 i have seen the dark one. for Peterman ? the only sanctuary left. sad story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 This is the most depressing future I could possibly imagine. I'm guessing your just writing a fantastic dystopian Bills future alternate reality. Kudos if so that could possibly the worst thing I could ever imagine happening.. and also impossible to happen. IT HAS TO BE or X-Files cigarette smoking man is STILL pulling strings because he HATES the Bills and, fittingly, is a pure evil character 18 minutes ago, PlayoffsPlease said: No one will admit Belichick is the devil. Belichick IS cigarette smoking man! OMG pure abject evil ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 This will be known as “The Peterman Game” because we had a chance and it got messed up. Not because he threw 5 picks. I am so unhappy right now. Terry should say “You or Peterman” to Sean on the plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 That's extreme, don't you think Terry should look at the tape? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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