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I know it says "No Action Required" but I think I should find a basement shelter somewhere.  Anyone else got any ideas?

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  On 10/4/2018 at 1:19 AM, BringBackFergy said:

Thanks for the heads-up Joe. When should I expect the warning on my rotary dial, harvest gold telephone in the kitchen?

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You mean Your Princess phone:

 

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Hey... Not that there is anything wrong with this.  Whatever floats Your boat.  

 

Maybe use it in that Tundra of Yours so when You get stuck, You can call the recovery vehicle for help so as not to get Your slippers dirty! 

 

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  On 10/3/2018 at 6:58 PM, JoeF said:

I know it says "No Action Required" but I think I should find a basement shelter somewhere.  Anyone else got any ideas?

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Crawl under your desk and wait there until you get the “all clear” notice. 

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Up here they sent out air raid siren warnings on half the iPHones to tell us a hailstorm might fall or a kid was missing 1000 miles away

 

it repeated three times one hour, you could hear it resound through the office 

 

they were threatening to shut down data transfers on the phone until acknowledgment of the warning

 

then it it all mysteriously disappeared as quickly as it started

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  On 10/4/2018 at 8:02 PM, Augie said:

 

Crawl under your desk and wait there until you get the “all clear” notice. 

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Still waiting...no "all clear" text...getting a little gamey in here...

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And there people upset that Trump was able to send them a direct message :rolleyes:

 

My concern over this system, as well as Amber Alerts and local emergency alert systems, is whether consumers are charged for data usage on unsolicited and unavoidable government alerts

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  On 10/4/2018 at 9:39 PM, /dev/null said:

And there people upset that Trump was able to send them a direct message :rolleyes:

 

My concern over this system, as well as Amber Alerts and local emergency alert systems, is whether consumers are charged for data usage on unsolicited and unavoidable government alerts

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If you can prove these intrusions added up to more than .01% of monthly data used for porn then you can make a claim

 

 

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  On 10/4/2018 at 9:41 PM, row_33 said:

 

If you can prove these intrusions added up to more than .01% of monthly data used for porn then you can make a claim

 

 

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Except I don't browse porn on my phone.  I use a Virtual Machine on my desktop PC for that

  On 10/4/2018 at 10:09 PM, Just Jack said:

Mine came with directions to the Kavanuagh Konfirmation Keg Party. 

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  On 10/5/2018 at 10:18 AM, /dev/null said:

 

Except I don't browse porn on my phone.  I use a Virtual Machine on my desktop PC for that

 

 

 

 

 

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I don’t even want to know that this option exists.

 

 

 

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