Foxx Posted September 26, 2018 Posted September 26, 2018 40 minutes ago, snafu said: Cuomo campaign slogan: "Governor of New York, so easy a cave man can do it." you mean..... he's not.... a.... caveman?
snafu Posted September 26, 2018 Posted September 26, 2018 41 minutes ago, Foxx said: you mean..... he's not.... a.... caveman? No. No he's not.
Cinga Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 5 hours ago, DC Tom said: Oversimplified...but you're not actually wrong, either. So ban air conditioning? I could get behind that
Chef Jim Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 Well the weather (and a woman) is why I left. But then again I was 20 and didn’t pay much attention to taxes back then. Now we probably have some of the best weather in the world but people are leaving here. I wonder why? ? ?
Nanker Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 9 hours ago, Chef Jim said: Well the weather (and a woman) is why I left. But then again I was 20 and didn’t pay much attention to taxes back then. Now we probably have some of the best weather in the world but people are leaving here. I wonder why? ? ? A massive outbreak of women problems?
Koko78 Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 12 hours ago, Cinga said: So ban air conditioning? I could get behind that You can take my AC when you pry it from my cold, dead hands, mother!@#$er. 1 1
PearlHowardman Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 Governor Andrew Cuomo looks really old and very tired.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 27, 2018 Posted September 27, 2018 10 hours ago, Koko78 said: You can take my AC when you pry it from my cold, dead hands, mother!@#$er. You don't -NEED- AC up there, do you?
4merper4mer Posted September 28, 2018 Posted September 28, 2018 23 hours ago, Chef Jim said: Well the weather (and a woman) is why I left. But then again I was 20 and didn’t pay much attention to taxes back then. Now we probably have some of the best weather in the world but people are leaving here. I wonder why? ? ? You moved to California because of a woman? Did you actually read the restraining order? It probably only stipulated 100 yards, not a continent.
Chef Jim Posted September 28, 2018 Posted September 28, 2018 13 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: You moved to California because of a woman? Did you actually read the restraining order? It probably only stipulated 100 yards, not a continent. Well I actually moved to FL because of “that woman” but your point still stands.
mead107 Posted September 28, 2018 Posted September 28, 2018 Breaking news on him. French kissed a girl in 7th grade. She bit his tongue ?????
Keukasmallies Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 When I hear residents of other states bemoaning their sucky weather, I remind them they don't have to shovel it, e.g., hurricanes - at least it ain't snow; wildfires - at least it ain't snow; tornadoes - [insert at least it ain't snow here], etc. Did I mention that snow occurs occasionally from November through April, from several inches to several feet per instance. Municipalities are usually fully prepared to handle the disruption, there are actually winter sports enjoyed by many, and rarely is it necessary to reconstruct entire towns, or even individual homes, after winter fades away. Maybe Andrew Cuomo was making a veiled reference to the quantities of political hot air that taint our fair landscape?
Chef Jim Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Keukasmallies said: When I hear residents of other states bemoaning their sucky weather, I remind them they don't have to shovel it, e.g., hurricanes - at least it ain't snow; wildfires - at least it ain't snow; tornadoes - [insert at least it ain't snow here], etc. Did I mention that snow occurs occasionally from November through April, from several inches to several feet per instance. Municipalities are usually fully prepared to handle the disruption, there are actually winter sports enjoyed by many, and rarely is it necessary to reconstruct entire towns, or even individual homes, after winter fades away. Maybe Andrew Cuomo was making a veiled reference to the quantities of political hot air that taint our fair landscape? Oh I say that all the time. When people tell me "how can you live there with those earthquakes, wildfires and mudslides?" I've lived in CA for 35 years and have never had so much as a dish break from an earthquake, one plant in my yard scorched by a wildfire and the only mud in my house is off my shoes when I worked in my yard. I tell them you get snow every year!
3rdnlng Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Oh I say that all the time. When people tell me "how can you live there with those earthquakes, wildfires and mudslides?" I've lived in CA for 35 years and have never had so much as a dish break from an earthquake, one plant in my yard scorched by a wildfire and the only mud in my house is off my shoes when I worked in my yard. I tell them you get snow every year! I got the same flak when I lived in CA. After moving back to NY on my first day on the job a bad tornado came through within a couple hundred yards of where I was staying. I felt more earthquakes in NW PA than I felt in CA, although the one in CA was a little stronger. Oh, and take your shoes off before tracking mud into the house, you pig.
/dev/null Posted September 30, 2018 Posted September 30, 2018 59 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: Oh I say that all the time. When people tell me "how can you live there with those earthquakes, wildfires and mudslides?" I've lived in CA for 35 years and have never had so much as a dish break from an earthquake, one plant in my yard scorched by a wildfire and the only mud in my house is off my shoes when I worked in my yard. I tell them you get snow every year! 41 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: I got the same flak when I lived in CA. After moving back to NY on my first day on the job a bad tornado came through within a couple hundred yards of where I was staying. I felt more earthquakes in NW PA than I felt in CA, although the one in CA was a little stronger. Oh, and take your shoes off before tracking mud into the house, you pig. Earthquakes, wildfires, and mudslides all sound really dangerous but the thing in California that I really have to wonder how you deal with, is all the gawdamn Hippies
TakeYouToTasker Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 22 hours ago, Chef Jim said: Oh I say that all the time. When people tell me "how can you live there with those earthquakes, wildfires and mudslides?" I've lived in CA for 35 years and have never had so much as a dish break from an earthquake, one plant in my yard scorched by a wildfire and the only mud in my house is off my shoes when I worked in my yard. I tell them you get snow every year! The natural disaster that keeps me away from California is the Californians. 1 1 1
Chef Jim Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 7 hours ago, TakeYouToTasker said: The natural disaster that keeps me away from California is the Californians. Funny you should say this. I found that when I lived in the Bay Area the most obnoxious, insufferable, smug bastards were people that had recently moved there from other parts of the country.
TakeYouToTasker Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Chef Jim said: Funny you should say this. I found that when I lived in the Bay Area the most obnoxious, insufferable, smug bastards were people that had recently moved there from other parts of the country. Jim, it was a joke built around the insanity of California's politics, culture, and tax rates. Step away from the ledge.
Chef Jim Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, TakeYouToTasker said: Jim, it was a joke built around the insanity of California's politics, culture, and tax rates. Step away from the ledge. Stick with being an !@#$. Comedian is not your cup of tea. ? 1
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