Three Life Jackets

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A thought experiment inspired by this post by DC Tom

 

8 hours ago, DC Tom said:

 

I don't hate Trump - more amused contempt tinged with a bit of pity.  

 

But I hate Avenatti.  I might even hate him more than Tom Brady.

 

You are on a sinking ship with Donald Trump, Michael Avanatti, and Tom Brady.   You are holding a gun and three life jackets

 

Who is going down with the ship?

 

 

 

Edited September 25, 2018 by /dev/null

[Koko78]

I'm tempted to say Brady, but I had to go with the unethical ambulance chaser.

[Azalin]

If I was on a ship with all three and I had a gun, I'd probably have shot myself in the head long before it started to sink. That being said, If I was to be a survivor, Avanatti would be doomed.

[DC Tom]

38 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

A thought experiment inspired by this post by DC Tom

 

 

You are on a sinking ship with Donald Trump, Michael Avanatti, and Tom Brady.   You are holding a gun and three life jackets

 

Who is going down with the ship?

 

 

 

 

 

It depends...how many bullets in the gun?

 

Because if there's three, I shoot all of them and keep the life jackets for myself.

 

But if there's only one, I give all three of them the life jackets and shoot myself, because otherwise I'd be stuck in the water with two of them, and I'd rather be dead.

 

[Cinga]

Oh no, you're not gonna trap me into a confession.... But if I trip and fall, the gun may discharge striking Avenatti

[RaoulDuke79]

I shoot Brady in this throwing hand and toss him a life jacket. I give Trump the gun and another life jacket and let him do as he sees fit as I swim off in the last life jacket.

[Kevbeau]

1 minute ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

I shoot Brady in this throwing hand and toss him a life jacket. I give Trump the gun and another life jacket and let him do as he sees fit as I swim off in the last life jacket.

I like it. Let the sharks handle Brady.

[keepthefaith]

I sell 2 of the life jackets to Trump and Brady for $10 million each and have them sign a contract and an NDA. Avanatti walks the plank and drowns on his own.  No shots fired. 

Edited September 26, 2018 by keepthefaith

[whatdrought]

Trick question- the gun is actually a bow and arrow.

 

 

 

 

 

But actually, I would give trump one life jacket, take the other, and then let Brady and Avantti fight for the third that I secretly already shot (assuming it’s one of those inflatable ones.)

[Azalin]

9 hours ago, keepthefaith said:

I sell 2 of the life jackets to Trump and Brady for $10 million each and have them sign a contract and an NDA. Avanatti walks the plank and drowns on his own.  No shots fired. 

 

Let me know if you ever run for national office.

Edited September 26, 2018 by Azalin

[Doc Brown]

Avanatti because he's a scumbag lawyer and has the least amount of money.  Plus, I wouldn't want to be accused of killing the president and I'd pry love Brady if he was our quarterback.

 

I'd get a few concessions from Brady and Trump though including money (somehow draw up contracts).  Also:

 

-Brady has to either retire or demand a trade to the Bills.  He'd also have to promise not to deflate the life jackets out of habit.

-Trump needs to stfu about the National Anthem policy and have five rotating press secretaries (Kanye West, Alex Jones, Garey Busey, Roseanne Barr, and Hillary Clinton).

[boyst]

11 hours ago, DC Tom said:

 

 

It depends...how many bullets in the gun?

 

Because if there's three, I shoot all of them and keep the life jackets for myself.

 

But if there's only one, I give all three of them the life jackets and shoot myself, because otherwise I'd be stuck in the water with two of them, and I'd rather be dead.

 

That's my answer. 

[KRC]

11 hours ago, DC Tom said:

 

 

It depends...how many bullets in the gun?

 

Because if there's three, I shoot all of them and keep the life jackets for myself.

 

But if there's only one, I give all three of them the life jackets and shoot myself, because otherwise I'd be stuck in the water with two of them, and I'd rather be dead.

 

 

We have a winner.

[Gugny]

I throw the gun in the water, then give don and Avanatti life jackets.  I put the last one on, then climb on Brady's back.  Because Tom Brady can walk on water.