/dev/null Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) A thought experiment inspired by this post by DC Tom 8 hours ago, DC Tom said: I don't hate Trump - more amused contempt tinged with a bit of pity. But I hate Avenatti. I might even hate him more than Tom Brady. You are on a sinking ship with Donald Trump, Michael Avanatti, and Tom Brady. You are holding a gun and three life jackets Who is going down with the ship? Edited September 25, 2018 by /dev/null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 I'm tempted to say Brady, but I had to go with the unethical ambulance chaser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 If I was on a ship with all three and I had a gun, I'd probably have shot myself in the head long before it started to sink. That being said, If I was to be a survivor, Avanatti would be doomed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 38 minutes ago, /dev/null said: A thought experiment inspired by this post by DC Tom You are on a sinking ship with Donald Trump, Michael Avanatti, and Tom Brady. You are holding a gun and three life jackets Who is going down with the ship? It depends...how many bullets in the gun? Because if there's three, I shoot all of them and keep the life jackets for myself. But if there's only one, I give all three of them the life jackets and shoot myself, because otherwise I'd be stuck in the water with two of them, and I'd rather be dead. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinga Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Oh no, you're not gonna trap me into a confession.... But if I trip and fall, the gun may discharge striking Avenatti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 I shoot Brady in this throwing hand and toss him a life jacket. I give Trump the gun and another life jacket and let him do as he sees fit as I swim off in the last life jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 minute ago, RaoulDuke79 said: I shoot Brady in this throwing hand and toss him a life jacket. I give Trump the gun and another life jacket and let him do as he sees fit as I swim off in the last life jacket. I like it. Let the sharks handle Brady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 (edited) I sell 2 of the life jackets to Trump and Brady for $10 million each and have them sign a contract and an NDA. Avanatti walks the plank and drowns on his own. No shots fired. Edited September 26, 2018 by keepthefaith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Trick question- the gun is actually a bow and arrow. But actually, I would give trump one life jacket, take the other, and then let Brady and Avantti fight for the third that I secretly already shot (assuming it’s one of those inflatable ones.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, keepthefaith said: I sell 2 of the life jackets to Trump and Brady for $10 million each and have them sign a contract and an NDA. Avanatti walks the plank and drowns on his own. No shots fired. Let me know if you ever run for national office. Edited September 26, 2018 by Azalin 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Avanatti because he's a scumbag lawyer and has the least amount of money. Plus, I wouldn't want to be accused of killing the president and I'd pry love Brady if he was our quarterback. I'd get a few concessions from Brady and Trump though including money (somehow draw up contracts). Also: -Brady has to either retire or demand a trade to the Bills. He'd also have to promise not to deflate the life jackets out of habit. -Trump needs to stfu about the National Anthem policy and have five rotating press secretaries (Kanye West, Alex Jones, Garey Busey, Roseanne Barr, and Hillary Clinton). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 11 hours ago, DC Tom said: It depends...how many bullets in the gun? Because if there's three, I shoot all of them and keep the life jackets for myself. But if there's only one, I give all three of them the life jackets and shoot myself, because otherwise I'd be stuck in the water with two of them, and I'd rather be dead. That's my answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 11 hours ago, DC Tom said: It depends...how many bullets in the gun? Because if there's three, I shoot all of them and keep the life jackets for myself. But if there's only one, I give all three of them the life jackets and shoot myself, because otherwise I'd be stuck in the water with two of them, and I'd rather be dead. We have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 I throw the gun in the water, then give don and Avanatti life jackets. I put the last one on, then climb on Brady's back. Because Tom Brady can walk on water. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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