Jauronimo Posted September 24, 2018 Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) Good evening and welcome to the official MNF thread for tough guys, football geniuses, body guards, advanced stats, ultimate fighters, analytics guys, people serving life in prison for violent crime, mall ninjas, women who go "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in bars, guys who fake tan, guys who won't eat hot dogs or other tube meat products, and the rest of you! Tonights matchup sees Fitzmagik take on the Stillers of Picksburgh. Can Fitztragic keep up his red hot streak and keep Jameis in the backseat of this speeding Uber or will Non-Committal B(ell), Non-Consensual B(en), and F@#$ingTrade Me B(rown) (formerly the Killer Bs) prove too much for the upstart Bucs? Edited September 24, 2018 by Jauronimo 1 4
Aussie Joe Posted September 24, 2018 Posted September 24, 2018 Have backed Stillers but would like to see Fitzy keep slinging it...
YoloinOhio Posted September 24, 2018 Posted September 24, 2018 Go Fitz! Yolo needs a new pair of shoes. And fantasy points.
billsherd Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 Why are they all acting like Steelers losing is bad for this world.
Jauronimo Posted September 25, 2018 Author Posted September 25, 2018 Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean
billsherd Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 Just now, Jauronimo said: Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean Oh no not tonight, need him to come through for FF.
Jauronimo Posted September 25, 2018 Author Posted September 25, 2018 Over/Under: Fitz TDs +/- 3.5 Fitz INTs +/- 1.5 Fitz Passing Yards +/- 300 Times we hear about Fitz's Harvard Education +/- 2.5 Antonio Brown Sideline Tantrums +/- 1.5 Times we hear about Fitz playing with his wedding ring on +/- 0.5 Jameis Misdemeanors +/- 0.5 Fitz Game Starts for the Rest of the Season +/- 4.5 Halftime Retirments +/- 0.5
EmotionallyUnstable Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 Bills monopolized half time retirements...give me the under.
YoloinOhio Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean I know. Started him anyway. I’m terrified.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 Lisa salters...she's a man, baby
GoBills808 Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 Need a big game from Rapistberger and Brown.
swnybillsfan Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Jauronimo said: Advanced Stat Alert: Fitz maintains a 1.32 TD:INT ratio for his career. Through 2 games this season Fitz has thrown a staggering 8 TDs and only 1 interception. The numbers suggest Fitz is due for a 1 TD, 6 interception night #RegressionToTheMean this may be the case, but i still love me some Fitzy! i would love to see him break all kinds of records all the way to the Superbowl! if for nothing else, but for all the talking heads and experts to lose their friggin' minds, eat a bunch of $#!! sammiches, and have to smile through it. odds are against it, but give this man his delusions for the evening.
YoloinOhio Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Need a big game from Rapistberger and Brown. I need Fitzy and Conner.
GoBills808 Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 Just now, YoloinOhio said: I need Fitzy and Conner. Conner is possible. I'm worried about JuJu
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 Bucs need to go back to creamsicle uniforms. These are too dark.
Jauronimo Posted September 25, 2018 Author Posted September 25, 2018 Just now, joesixpack said: Ugh Joe Tessitore so bad He almost makes Witten seem interesting.
EmotionallyUnstable Posted September 25, 2018 Posted September 25, 2018 Kickoff has gone from the most exciting play in sports to an anti-climactic formality. Hate it.
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