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Posted
25 minutes ago, Foxx said:

i'd still quit at halftime.

 

too soon

 

22 minutes ago, Gray Beard said:

$1,000,000 isn’t $1,000,000 anymore. 

You really need $10,000,000 to have $1,000,000 these days. 

 

i could easily live out the next 30 years on $1,000,000

 

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1 minute ago, row_33 said:

 

too soon

 

 

i could easily live out the next 30 years on $1,000,000

 

what can i say, i'm good at grabbing low hanging fruit.

Posted
1 hour ago, Dr Krentist said:

I'd do two chicks at the same time

A plane ticket to Nevada and probably about 500 bucks would be enough to get the job done, I think.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

A plane ticket to Nevada and probably about 500 bucks would be enough to get the job done, I think.

 

 

 

Can I have the change? 

1 hour ago, Gray Beard said:

I could too.  My wife, on the other hand...

 

My next door neighbor tells his wife “you can have ANYTHING you want, you just can’t have EVERYTHING you want”. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Dr Krentist said:

I'd do two chicks at the same time

 

As they say, if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I’d just go to dinner with my parents. 

3 hours ago, Gray Beard said:

$1,000,000 isn’t $1,000,000 anymore. 

You really need $10,000,000 to have $1,000,000 these days. 

 

 

That’s only one little zero different! How big of a deal can a ZERO be??? 

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6 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

As they say, if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I’d just go to dinner with my parents. 

 

 

That’s only one little zero different! How big of a deal can a ZERO be??? 

You've used that line here before Augie!


Re: the change, ask Dr. Krentist!  I'm sure he'll help you out, if he has any that is.

 

 

 

 

Posted
34 minutes ago, plenzmd1 said:

i would pay Russia to annex Canada

 

Well, for a million you could start with a one bedroom loft in Vancouver, then go from there. 

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