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If I Had $1,000,000


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25 minutes ago, Foxx said:

i'd still quit at halftime.

 

too soon

 

22 minutes ago, Gray Beard said:

$1,000,000 isn’t $1,000,000 anymore. 

You really need $10,000,000 to have $1,000,000 these days. 

 

i could easily live out the next 30 years on $1,000,000

 

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6 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

A plane ticket to Nevada and probably about 500 bucks would be enough to get the job done, I think.

 

 

 

Can I have the change? 

1 hour ago, Gray Beard said:

I could too.  My wife, on the other hand...

 

My next door neighbor tells his wife “you can have ANYTHING you want, you just can’t have EVERYTHING you want”. 

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3 hours ago, Dr Krentist said:

I'd do two chicks at the same time

 

As they say, if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I’d just go to dinner with my parents. 

3 hours ago, Gray Beard said:

$1,000,000 isn’t $1,000,000 anymore. 

You really need $10,000,000 to have $1,000,000 these days. 

 

 

That’s only one little zero different! How big of a deal can a ZERO be??? 

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6 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

As they say, if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I’d just go to dinner with my parents. 

 

 

That’s only one little zero different! How big of a deal can a ZERO be??? 

You've used that line here before Augie!


Re: the change, ask Dr. Krentist!  I'm sure he'll help you out, if he has any that is.

 

 

 

 

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