Lurker Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/05/kennewick-washington-man-alleged-sexual-assault-beaver-meth-possession-police/1205843002/ 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 Who did he think he was? Ward Cleaver... He usually goes a little hard on The Beaver. Holy Moly! I am scarred for life having read that. I think I need therapy! Well, more therapy than usual. I guess in honor of the dead beaver: 1 1
Doc Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 You could read and be astonished at anyone being caught doing some vile, inexplicable act, but once you read "meth possession" it becomes "aha!" 1
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 They are the most vile, bad smelling, nasty little wild animals. Meth aside, really???i
Fadingpain Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 The guy in the article didn't just have sex with a beaver. He had sex with a wounded, dying beaver that had been previously hit by a car. Are you F-ing kidding me?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Fadingpain said: Are you F-ing kidding me? Anything goes in this depraved, decaying society. 1
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Fadingpain said: He had sex with a wounded, dying beaver that had been previously hit by a car. Where's a second car when you need it?
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 2 hours ago, joesixpack said: Anything goes in this depraved, decaying society. I clicked like for your post... Not that I like it, but because You are so spot on. (Even a broken clock is right twice a day, blind squirrel finds a nut). ?? Sad ain't it... That I agree with You. Society sure has a bunch of sick puppies in it! I guess it always did. But !@#$ing a dead beaver! Oh wait, there are a few here that like to get their stank on! /smh LoL... 35 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Where's a second car when you need it? And a third, and a fourth... With reverse gear too!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 Just now, ExiledInIllinois said: I clicked like for your post... Not that I like it, but because You are so spot on. (Even a broken clock is right twice a day, blind squirrel finds a nut). ?? Sad ain't it... That I agree with You. Society sure has a bunch of sick puppies in it! I guess it always did. But !@#$ing a dead beaver! Oh wait, there are a few here that like to get their stank on! /smh LoL... When any depravity is accepted, it's just a matter of time before all depravity is accepted. 1 1
Soda Popinski Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 Moral of the story is do not walk anywhere anymore. If you get hit by a car....you're fair game apparently. 1
apuszczalowski Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 7 hours ago, Fadingpain said: The guy in the article didn't just have sex with a beaver. He had sex with a wounded, dying beaver that had been previously hit by a car. Are you F-ing kidding me? I'm sure that's a fetish to some and probably a bunch of porn for it on the internet.....
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Soda Popinski said: Moral of the story is do not walk anywhere anymore. If you get hit by a car....you're fair game apparently. Poojer, stand in the middle of the road stat! ?
Jon in Pasadena Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 Dumbass's friends: "Man, you really got to try the beaver up in Kennewick. That ****'s the bomb!" Dumbass: "Yeah, lemme just finish off this dime first..."
GoBills808 Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 11 hours ago, Fadingpain said: The guy in the article didn't just have sex with a beaver. He had sex with a wounded, dying beaver that had been previously hit by a car. Are you F-ing kidding me? Having sex with a healthy beaver would have been more impressive imo. Those things can't be easy to get into the sack...they're pretty strong and they bite. Waiting until they're wounded and dying seems the obvious choice, for a person who's been waiting to have sex with a beaver. 4 hours ago, apuszczalowski said: I'm sure that's a fetish to some and probably a bunch of porn for it on the internet..... Rule 34
Fadingpain Posted September 6, 2018 Posted September 6, 2018 People are freaks but I don't see this behavior as unique to modern society or any country. This could have happened anywhere at any point in time. At least that is my guess.
BillsFanM.D. Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 That reads like an article from The Onion.
BeginnersMind Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 22 hours ago, joesixpack said: When any depravity is accepted, it's just a matter of time before all depravity is accepted. The actions of meth heads is perhaps not the rock solid support for your slippery slope to world moral decay argument. Every record of written discourse has examples of “the world is going to Hell in a handbasket because back in my day....” Rome must have been as ideal as the Garden of Eden.
WhoTom Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 9 hours ago, BillsFanM.D. said: That reads like an article from The Onion. I've noticed that the frequency of that phenomenon (reality mimicking The Onion) has increased over the last couple of years. 1
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